Hermes
We had better summon the parties, Justice.
Justice
True. Only look at the crowd, bustling and buzzing about the hilltop like a swarm of wasps!
First Athenian
I've got you, curse you.
Second Athenian
Pooh! a trumped-up charge.
Third Athenian
At last! you shall get your deserts this time.
Fourth Athenian
Your villany shall be unmasked.
Fifth Athenian
My jury first, Hermes.
Sixth Athenian
Come along: into court with you, rascal.
Seventh Athenian
You needn’t throttle me.
Justice
Do you know what I think we had better do, Hermes? Put off all the other cases for to-morrow, and only take to-day the charges brought by Arts, Professions, and Philosophies. Pick me out all of that kind.
Hermes
Drink v. the Academy, re Polemon, kidnapped.
Justice
Seven jurors.
Hermes
Porch v. Pleasure. Defendant is charged with seducing Dionysius, plaintiffs admirer.
Justice
Five will do for that.
Hermes
Luxury v. Virtue, re Aristippus.
Justice
Five again.
Hermes
Bank v. Diogenes, alleged to have run away from plaintiffs service.
Justice
Three only.
Hermes
Painting v. Pyrrho. Desertion from the ranks.
Justice
That will want nine.
Bis accusatus sive tribunalia. Lucian. Henry Watson Fowler (Translator), Francis George Fowler (Translator). Medford, MA, USA. 2023-08-01.
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