HERMES
Come, Justice, let’s call them to the bar.
JUSTICE
Quite right. Indeed they are approaching incrowds, as you see, with a great noise, buzzing about the hilltop like wasps.
ATHENIAN
I’ve got you, curse you!
SECOND ATHENIAN
You are a blackmailer!
THIRD ATHENIAN
At last you are going to pay the penalty!
FOURTH ATHENIAN
I will prove that you have committed horrible crimes!
FIFTH ATHENIAN
Empanel my jury first!
SIXTH ATHENIAN
Come to court with me, scoundrel!
SEVENTH ATHENIAN
Stop choking me!
JUSTICE
Do you know what we ought to do, Hermes? Let us put off the rest of. the cases until to-morrow, and to-day let us provide only for those entered by professions or pursuits or sciences against men. Pass me up the writs of that description.
1
HERMES
Intemperance v. the Academy in re Polemo: kidnapping.
2
JUSTICE
Draw seven jurors.
HERMES
Stoa v. Pleasure: alienation of affections— because Pleasure coaxed away her lover, Dionysius.
3
JUSTICE
Five will do.
HERMES
High-living v. Virtue, re Aristippus.
4
JUSTICE
Let five sit in this case too.
HERMES
Banking v. Diogenes: absconding.
5
JUSTICE
Draw only three.
HERMES
Painting v. Pyrrho: breach of contract.
6
JUSTICE
Let nine sit on jury.
Bis accusatus sive tribunalia. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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