Blepyrus: Nor would I take it now, having come?
Chremes: Not even if, by Zeus, you had come at that time when [it was] the second time
390
Chremes: The rooster has crowed.
Blepyrus: Alas, wretched me.
Blepyrus: 'Antilochus, let me wail about the triobolus.'
Blepyrus: Rather the living one. For my things are going away.
Blepyrus: But what was the matter, that there was such a crowd?
Blepyrus: In this way was it assembled at the right time?
395
Chremes: And what else but
Chremes: It seemed good to the prytanes concerning safety.
Chremes: To bring down the city's policy? And then immediately?
Chremes: The first to sneak in was Neocleides the smooth-talker.
Chremes: And after that the people shout, how much do you think,
Chremes: He dares to do terrible things, to speak in public.
400
Chremes: And with this matter concerning safety being put forward,
Chremes: Who did not save his own eyelash for himself?
Chremes: But he, having cried out and looked around, said,
Chremes: And what was I supposed to do?
Blepyrus: "Rub the garlic together with the oil"
Blepyrus: having thrown in the thymallus of the Laconian
405
Blepyrus: 'Let him omit his eyelashes of the evening,'
Blepyrus: I would say so, if I happened to be present.
Chremes: after him Euaios, the most friendly.
Chremes: He passed by naked, as it seemed to most people;
Chremes: Well, he himself said that he had a cloak;
410
Chremes: and then he spoke most popular speeches;
Chremes: You see, I am in need of salvation,
Chremes: Four-staters, that too; nevertheless, I shall speak.
Chremes: How you will save the city and the citizens.
Chremes: for if the cobblers provide for those in need,
415
Chremes: cloaks, whenever the sun turns first,
Chremes: Our pleurisy would never receive anything.
Chremes: As for those who have neither a couch nor bedding,
Chremes: to go to sleep, having been rubbed with oil.
Chremes: to the dog-skinners; but if he should shut the door
420
Chremes: If it is winter, let there be three siscurs owed.
BLEPYRUS: By Dionysus, that's good! But if it's those...
Blepyrus: 'He added, no one voted against,'
Blepyrus: three choinikes of barley-meal for the needy, to the barley-exchangers.
Blepyrus: 'To provide a dinner for everyone or to weep at length,'
425
Blepyrus: in order that they might enjoy Nausicydes' good stuff.
Chremes: After this, then, a handsome young man.
Chremes: a white man has jumped up, like Nicias.
Chremes: wishing to speak, he began to speak.
Chremes: 'It is necessary to hand over the city to the women.'
430
Chremes: Then they made a disturbance and shouted as if he were speaking well,
Chremes: the shoemakers' mob, and those from the countryside.
Chremes: They climbed and roared.
Blepyrus: For I had sense, by Zeus.