Blepyrus: And I too, when I have finished my business; but now for me...
Blepyrus: Some woman has locked up the grain.
355
Man: Did Thrasibulus say this to the Lacedaemonians?
Blepyrus: By Dionysus, it is certainly very pleasing to me.
Blepyrus: But what shall I do? For not even this [thing] me
Blepyrus: It is only the grief, but when I eat,
Blepyrus: Wherever I go next, there is the dung.
360
Blepyrus: for now this man has bolted the door,
Blepyrus: whoever this man is, he is a fig-impregnated man.
Blepyrus: Who then would come to my aid as a doctor, and which one?
Blepyrus: Who among those skilled at anal sex is an expert in the art?
Blepyrus: But I know, Amyntas. But perhaps he will deny it.
365
Blepyrus: Let someone summon Antisthenes by every means.
Blepyrus: for this man, at least, because of his groans
Blepyrus: he knows what a bum wants from a flea.
Blepyrus: O Lady Eileithyia, do not look past me!
Blepyrus: 'Torn, not yet stained,'
370
Blepyrus: so that I may not become a comic butt.
Chremes: What are you doing? You're not defecating, are you?
Blepyrus: No, by Zeus, not anymore, but I am getting up.
Chremes: But does the woman's tunic fit her?
Blepyrus: for I happened to have taken this inside in the dark.
375
Blepyrus: But where, tell me truly, do you come from?
Chremes: out of the assembly.
Blepyrus: Is it already loosed, then?
Chremes: By Zeus, then, it is early morning.
Chremes: And truly, by Zeus, dearest, the miltos is very great.
Chremes: he provided laughter, which they were splashing around.
Blepyrus: So you took the three-obol coin, did you?
380
Chremes: If only I had wished!
Chremes: but I came later, so I am ashamed.
Chremes: By Zeus, nothing other than the pouch.
Blepyrus: But what is the reason?
Chremes: the greatest crowd of people,
Chremes: Never before has such a crowd come to the thick assembly.
Chremes: and indeed we all resemble the shoemakers.
385
Chremes: Seeing them. For not otherwise, but exceedingly.
Chremes: how white-clad the assembly was to see.
Chremes: So I didn't get it, nor did many others.