Ecclesiazusae. Aristophanes. . 2026-09-08.
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Editions (1)
Ἐκκλησιάζουσαι Perseus (Aristophanes. Aristophanis Comoediae, Vol. 2. Hall, F. W. and Geldart, William M., editors. Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1907.) — 354 focus
Βλέπυρος
κἄγωγʼ, ἐπειδὰν ἀποπατήσω· νῦν δέ μου
ἀχράς τις ἐγκλῄσασʼ ἔχει τὰ σιτία.
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Ἀνήρ
μῶν ἣν Θρασύβουλος εἶπε τοῖς Λακωνικοῖς;
Βλέπυρος
νὴ τὸν Διόνυσον ἐνέχεται γοῦν μοι σφόδρα.
ἀτὰρ τί δράσω; καὶ γὰρ οὐδὲ τοῦτό με
μόνον τὸ λυποῦν ἐστιν, ἀλλʼ ὅταν φάγω,
ὅποι βαδιεῖταί μοι τὸ λοιπὸν ἡ κόπρος.
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νῦν μὲν γὰρ οὗτος βεβαλάνωκε τὴν θύραν,
ὅστις ποτʼ ἔσθʼ ἅνθρωπος ἁχραδούσιος.
τίς ἂν οὖν ἰατρόν μοι μετέλθοι καὶ τίνα;
τίς τῶν κατὰ πρωκτὸν δεινός ἐστι τὴν τέχνην;
ἀλλʼ οἶδʼ, Ἀμύνων. ἀλλʼ ἴσως ἀρνήσεται.
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Ἀντισθένη τις καλεσάτω πάσῃ τέχνῃ.
οὗτος γὰρ ἁνὴρ ἕνεκά γε στεναγμάτων
οἶδεν τί πρωκτὸς βούλεται χεζητιῶν.
ὦ πότνιʼ Εἰλείθυια μή με περιίδῃς
διαρραγέντα μηδὲ βεβαλανωμένον,
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ἵνα μὴ γένωμαι σκωραμὶς κωμῳδική.
Χρέμης
οὗτος τί ποιεῖς; οὔτι που χέζεις;
Βλέπυρος
ἐγώ;
οὐ δῆτʼ ἔτι γε μὰ τὸν Δίʼ, ἀλλʼ ἀνίσταμαι.
Χρέμης
τὸ τῆς γυναικὸς δʼ ἀμπέχει χιτώνιον;
Βλέπυρος
ἐν τῷ σκότῳ γὰρ τοῦτʼ ἔτυχον ἔνδον λαβών.
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ἀτὰρ πόθεν ἥκεις ἐτεόν;
Χρέμης
ἐξ ἐκκλησίας.
Βλέπυρος
ἤδη λέλυται γάρ;
Χρέμης
νὴ Δίʼ ὄρθριον μὲν οὖν.
καὶ δῆτα πολὺν ἡ μίλτος ὦ Ζεῦ φίλτατε
γέλων παρέσχεν, ἣν προσέρραινον κύκλῳ.
Βλέπυρος
τὸ τριώβολον δῆτʼ ἔλαβες;
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Χρέμης
εἰ γὰρ ὤφελον.
ἀλλʼ ὕστερος νῦν ἦλθον, ὥστʼ αἰσχύνομαι
μὰ τὸν Δίʼ οὐδένʼ ἄλλον ἢ τὸν θύλακον.
Βλέπυρος
τὸ δʼ αἴτιον τί;
Χρέμης
πλεῖστος ἀνθρώπων ὄχλος,
ὅσος οὐδεπώποτʼ ἦλθʼ ἁθρόος ἐς τὴν πύκνα.
καὶ δῆτα πάντες σκυτοτόμοις ᾐκάζομεν
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ὁρῶντες αὐτούς. οὐ γὰρ ἀλλʼ ὑπερφυῶς
ὡς λευκοπληθὴς ἦν ἰδεῖν ἡκκλησία·
ὥστʼ οὐκ ἔλαβον οὔτʼ αὐτὸς οὔτʼ ἄλλοι συχνοί.
Translations (1)
Ecclesiazusae (OCR draft) Experimental (English (Anonymous; 1938 compilation). Migrated from Perseus legacy XML; source wording and notes retained. See TEI header and migration inventory.) — 354 focus
Blepyrus
I am going to have a look too, when I have finished crapping; but I really think
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there must be a wild pear obstructing my rectum.
Man
Is it the one which Thrasybulus spoke about to the Lacedaemonians?
Blepyrus
Oh! oh! oh! how stopped up I am! Whatever am I to do? It's not merely for the present that I am frightened; but when I have eaten,
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where is my crap to find an outlet now? This damned McPear fellow has bolted the door. Call a doctor; but who is the cleverest in this branch of the science?
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Amynon? Perhaps he would not come. Ah! Antisthenes! Let him be brought to me, cost what it will. To judge by his noisy sighs, that man knows what an arse wants, when it needs to crap. Oh! venerated Ilithyia! I shall burst unless
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the door gives way. Have pity! pity! Let me not become a thunder-mug for the comic poets.
Enter Chremes, returning from the Assembly.
Chremes
Hi! friend, what are you doing there? You're not crapping, are you?
Blepyrus
Finding relief at last.
Oh! there! it is over and I can get up again.
Chremes
What's this? You have your wife's tunic on.
Blepyrus
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It was the first thing that came to my hand in the darkness. But where are you coming from?
Chremes
From the Assembly.
Blepyrus
Is it already over then?
Chremes
Certainly.
Blepyrus
Why, it is scarcely daylight.
Chremes
I did laugh, ye gods, at the vermilion rope-marks that were to be seen all about the Assembly.
Blepyrus
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Did you get the triobolus?
Chremes
Would it had so pleased the gods! but I arrived just too late, and am quite ashamed of it; I bring back nothing but this empty wallet.
Blepyrus
But why is that?
Chremes
There was a crowd, such as has never been seen at the Pnyx,
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and the folk looked pale and wan, like so many shoemakers, so white were they in hue; both I and many another had to go without the triobolus.
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