Xanthias: By Dionysus, we have a real problem!
Xanthias: some god has come round into the house.
1475
Xanthias: for the old man, as he drank after a long time,
Xanthias: He heard the flute-playing, and was overjoyed at the matter.
Xanthias: dancing all night he ceases nothing.
Xanthias: those things for which Thespis competed;
Xanthias: and he says that he will show the tragedians to be Cronuses.
1480
Xanthias: having led the dance a little while later.
Philocleon: Who is knocking on the courtyard doors?
Xanthias: This evil is now making its way.
Philocleon: Let these bolts be broken. And indeed, for
Philocleon: the beginning of the pattern —
1485
Xanthias: rather, perhaps it is the beginning of madness.
Philocleon: bending his side with strength;
Philocleon: What a snout is snorting and
Philocleon: My spine hurts.
Xanthias: drink hellebore.
Philocleon: Frinichus flaps [his wings] like a rooster—
1490
Xanthias: You will soon be struck.
Philocleon: kicking with his heavenly leg.
Philocleon: the anus is gaping.
Xanthias: look after yourself.
Philocleon: For now in our joints
Philocleon: the cup turns loosely.
1495
Bdelycleon: By Zeus, not at all, but mad things.
Philocleon: Now, give me the word and I will call the opponents as well.
Philocleon: if any tragedian says that he dances well,
Philocleon: Let him come in here to dance a measure for me.
Philocleon: Does someone say it, or no one?
1500
Xanthias: Only one of those over there.
Philocleon: Who is this wretch?
Xanthias: son of Karkinos
Philocleon: But this one will be swallowed up;
Philocleon: For I shall destroy him with the smoothness of a club.
Philocleon: For there is nothing in the rhythm.
Xanthias: But, you wretch
Xanthias: Another tragic poet, a Cratinite, is coming,
1505
Philocleon: By Zeus, then he has been bribed.
Xanthias: By Zeus, nothing else but crabs.
Xanthias: for another of Cratinus is approaching again.
Philocleon: What was this that was creeping up? A wasp or a hornet?
Xanthias: This drinking-cup is of this kind,
1510
Xanthias: the smallest one, who makes the tragedy.
Philocleon: O Crab, O blessed in the excellence of your children,
Philocleon: How many lentils have fallen!
Philocleon: But I must go down against them; woe is me,
Philocleon: Grind salt for these, if I hold sway.
1515