Publius Terentius Afer (Terence) Heautontimorumenos 3.1

CHREMES

(to himself.)

It is now daybreak. ¹ Why do I delay to knock at my neighbor’s door, that he may learn from me the first that his son has returned? Although I am aware that the youth would not prefer this. But when I see him tormenting himself so miserably about his absence, can I conceal a joy so unhoped for,

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especially when there can be no danger to him from the discovery? I will not do so; but as far as I can I will assist the old man. As I see my son aiding his friend and year’s-mate, and acting as his confidant in his concerns, it is but right that we old men as well should assist each other.

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(Enter MENEDEMUS from his house.)

MENEDEMUS

(to himself)

Assuredly I was either born with a disposition peculiarly suited for misery, or else that saying which I hear commonly repeated, that time assuages human sorrow, is false. For really my sorrow about my son increases daily; and the longer

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he is away from me, the more anxiously do I wish for him, and the more I miss him.

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CHREMES

(apart.)

But I see him coming out of his house; I’ll go speak to him. (Aloud.) Menedemus, good-morrow; I bring you news, which you would especially desire to be imparted.

MENEDEMUS

Pray, have you heard any thing about my son, Chremes?

CHREMES

He’s alive, and well.

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MENEDEMUS

Why, where is he, pray?

CHREMES

Here, at my house, at home.

MENEDEMUS

My son?

CHREMES

Such is the fact.

MENEDEMUS

Come home?

CHREMES

Certainly.

MENEDEMUS

My son, Clinia, come home?

CHREMES

I say so.

MENEDEMUS

Let us go. Lead me to him, I beg of you.

CHREMES

He does not wish you yet to know of his return, and he shuns your presence; he’s afraid that,

on account of that fault, your former severity may even be increased.

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MENEDEMUS

Did you not tell him how I was affected? ²

CHREMES

No—

MENEDEMUS

For what reason, Chremes?

CHREMES

Because there you would judge extremely ill both for yourself and for him, if you were to show yourself of a spirit so weak and irresolute.

MENEDEMUS

I can not help it: enough already, enough, have I proved a rigorous father.

CHREMES

Ah

Menedemus! you are too precipitate in either extreme, either with profuseness or with parsimony too great. Into the same error will you fall from the one side as from the other. In the first place, formerly, rather than allow your son to visit a young woman, who was

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then content with a very little, and to whom any thing was acceptable, you frightened him away from here. After that, she began, quite against her inclination, to seek a subsistence upon the town. Now, when she can not be supported without a great expense, you are ready to give any thing. For, that you may know

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how perfectly she is trained to extravagance, in the first place, she has already brought with her more than ten female attendants, all laden with clothes and jewels of gold; if a satrap ³ had been her admirer, he never could support her expenses, much less can you.

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MENEDEMUS

Is she at your house?

CHREMES

Is she, do you ask?

I have felt it; for I have given her and her retinue one dinner; had I to give them another such, it would be all over with me; for, to pass by other matters, what a quantity of wine she did consume for me in tasting only, ⁴ saying thus, This wine is too acid, ⁵ respected sir, ⁶ do please look for something more mellow.

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I opened all the casks, all the vessels ⁷ ; she kept all on the stir: and this but a single night. What do you suppose will become of you when they are constantly preying upon you? So may the Gods prosper me, Menedemus, I do pity your lot.

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MENEDEMUS

Let him do what he will;

let him take, waste, and squander; I’m determined to endure it, so long as I only have him with me.

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CHREMES

If it is your determination thus to act, I hold it to be of very great foment that he should not be aware that with a full knowledge you grant him this.

MENEDEMUS

What shall I do?

CHREMES

Any thing, rather than what you are thinking of;

supply him with money through some other person; suffer yourself to be imposed upon by the artifices of his servant: although I have smelt out this too, that they are about that, and are secretly planning it among them. Syrus is always whispering with that servant of yours; ⁸ they impart their plans to the young men; and it were better for you to lose

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a talent this way, than a mina the other. The money is not the question now, but this—in what way we can supply it to the young man with the least danger. For if he once knows the state of your feelings, that you would sooner part with your life, and sooner

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with all your money, than allow your son to leave you; whew! what an inlet ⁹ will you be opening for his debauchery! aye, and so much so, that henceforth to live can not be desirable to you. For we all become worse through indulgence. Whatever comes into his head, he’ll be wishing for; nor

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will he reflect whether that which he desires is right or wrong. You will not be able to endure your estate and him going to ruin. You will refuse to supply him: he will immediately have recourse to the means by which he finds that he has the greatest hold upon you, and threaten that he will immediately leave you.

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MENEDEMUS

You seem to speak the truth, and just what is the fact.

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CHREMES

I’faith, I have not been sensible of sleep this night with my eyes, ¹⁰ for thinking of this—how to restore your son to you.

MENEDEMUS

(taking his hand.)

Give me your right hand. I request that you will still act in a like manner, Chremes.

CHREMES

I am ready to serve you.

MENEDEMUS

Do you know what it is I now want you to do?

CHREMES

Tell me.

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MENEDEMUS

As you have perceived that they are laying a plan to deceive me, that they may hasten to complete it. I long to give him whatever he wants: I am now longing to behold him.

CHREMES

I’ll lend my endeavors. This little business is in my way. Our neighbors Simus and Crito are disputing here about boundaries;

they have chosen me for arbitrator. I’ll go and tell them that I can not possibly give them my attention to-day as I had stated I would. I’ll be here immediately.

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(Exit.)

MENEDEMUS

Pray do. (To himself.) Ye Gods, by our trust in you! That the nature of all men should be so constituted, that they can see and judge of other men’s affairs better

than their own! Is it because in our own concerns we are biased either with joy or grief in too great a degree? How much wiser now is he for me, than I have been for myself!

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(Re-enter CHREMES.)

CHREMES

I have disengaged myself, that I might lend you my services at my leisure. Syrus must be found and instructed by me in this business.

Some one, I know not who, is coming out of my house: do you step hence home, that they may not perceive ¹¹ that we are conferring together.

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(MENEDEMUS goes into his house.)