JUPITER
Who with such weighty blows has been shaking this door on all the hinges? Who has been making such a great disturbance for this long while before the house? If I find him out, I’ll sacrifice him to the shades of the Teleboans. There’s nothing, as the common saying is, that goes on well with me to-day. I left Blepharo and Sosia that I might find my kinsman Naucrates; him I have not found, and them I have lost. But I espy them; I’ll go meet them, to enquire if they have any news.
SOSIA
Blepharo, that’s our master that’s coming out of the house; but this man’s the sorcerer.
BLEPHARO
O Jupiter! What do I behold? This is not, but that is, Amphitryon; if this is, why really that cannot be he, unless, indeed, he is double.
JUPITER
See now, here’s Sosia with Blepharo; I’ll accost them the first. Well, Sosia, come to us at last? I’m quite hungry.
SOSIA
Didn’t I tell you, Blepharo, that this one was the sorcerer?
AMPHITRYON
Nay, Theban citizens, I say that this is he
(pointing to JUPITER) who in my house has made my wife guilty of incontinence, through whom I find a store of unchastity laid up for me.
SOSIA
(to JUPITER)
Master, if now you are hungry, crammed full of fisticuffs, I betake me to you.
AMPHITRYON
Do you persist, whip-scoundrel?
SOSIA
Hie thee to Acheron, sorcerer.
AMPHITRYON
What, I a sorcerer?
(Strikes him.) Take that.
JUPITER
What madness possesses you, stranger, for you to be beating my servant?
AMPHITRYON
Your servant?
JUPITER
Mine.
AMPHITRYON
You lie.
JUPITER
Sosia, go in-doors, and take care the breakfast is got ready while I’m sacrificing this fellow.
SOSIA
I’ll go.
(Aside.) Amphitryon, I suppose, will receive the other Amphitryon as courteously as I, that other Sosia, did me, Sosia, a while ago. Meantime, while they are contending, I’ll turn aside into the victualling department
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: I’ll clean out all the dishes, and all the vessels I’ll drain.
(Goes into the house.)
Amphitruo. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1913.
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