STOA
No, no! Let me cross-question him a little.
EPICURUS
Put your questions: I will answer them.
STOA
Do you consider pain bad?
EPICURUS
Yes.
STOA
And pleasure good?
EPICURUS
Certainly.
STOA
Well, do you know the meaning of “material” and “immaterial,” of ‘approved” and “disapproved”?
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EPICURUS
Certainly.
HERMES
Stoa, the jurors say they can’t understand these dissyllabic questions, so be silent; they are voting.
STOA
I should have won if I had put him a question in the form of the “third indemonstrable.”
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JUSTICE
Who won?
HERMES
Pleasure, unanimously.
STOA
I appeal to Zeus!
JUSTICE
Good luck to you! Hermes, call another case.
Bis accusatus sive tribunalia. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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