Buyer
What country are you of?
Pythagoras
Samos.
Buyer
Where were you educated?
Pythagoras
In Egypt, among the sages there.
Buyer
Well, then, if I buy you what will you teach me?
Pythagoras
I will not teach you anything. I will remind you.
Buyer
How will you remind me?
Pythagoras
By first making your soul clean, and washing off the filth that is on it.
Buyer
Now, suppose me already purified, what is your method of reminding?
Pythagoras
The first step is a long, speechless silence; you must not say a word for five whole years.
Buyer
You ought to teach mutes, my friend. But I am a talker with no desire to become a graven image. All the same, what comes after the silence and the five-year term?
Pythagoras
Practise in music and geometry.
Buyer
That is a nice statement! If I am to become a philosopher I must first learn to play the harp!
Vitarum auctio. Lucian of Samosata. Emily James Smith (Translator). Medford, MA. Perseus 5.0.
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