BUYER
Where are you from?
PYTHAGOREAN
From Samos.
1
BUYER
Where were you educated?
PYTHAGOREAN
In Egypt, with the sages there.
BUYER
Come now, if I buy you, what will you teach me?
PYTHAGOREAN
I shall teach thee nothing, but make thee remember.
2
BUYER
How will you make me remember?
PYTHAGOREAN
First by making thy soul pure and purging off the filth upon it.
BUYER
Well, imagine that my purification is complete, what will be your method of making me remember?
PYTHAGOREAN
In the first place, long silence and speechlessness, and for five entire years no word of talk.
BUYER
My good man, you had better teach the son of Croesus!?
3
I want to be talkative, not a graven image. However, what comes after the silence and the five years?
PYTHAGOREAN
Thou shalt be practised in music and geometry.
BUYER
That is delightful; I am to become a fiddler before being wise!
Vitarum auctio. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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