Socrates: But you must learn other things before this,
Socrates: As for the quadrupeds, those which are correctly males.
Strepsiades: But I know it is a male, if I am not mad.
660
Strepsiades: a ram, a goat, an ox, a dog, a rooster.
Socrates: Do you see what is happening to you? You are calling the female one.
Socrates: a rooster at the same time as the male.
Strepsiades: Well, how are things?
Socrates: How? A rooster and a hen.
Strepsiades: By Poseidon! Now how ought I to be called?
665
Socrates: a hen, but the other a rooster.
Strepsiades: a rooster? Well, by the Air!
Strepsiades: So, instead of this teaching alone
Strepsiades: I will beat you round the head with a club.
Socrates: Look, again this other thing: the cardoon.
670
Socrates: You call a female a male.
Strepsiades: Shall I call it a male, or a cardopus?
Socrates: Most certainly,
Socrates: Just as with Cleonymus too.
Strepsiades: How so? Tell me.
Socrates: A fig-stone is just as powerful for Cleonymus as for you.
Strepsiades: But, good sir, Kleonymus was not even a coward,
675
Strepsiades: But in a round laurel wreath he would have died.
Strepsiades: But how must I be called from now on?
Socrates: the carder, just as you call Sostrata.
Strepsiades: the female donkey?
Socrates: For you speak correctly.
That would have been, Cardope, Kleonymus.
680
Socrates: Still then, you must learn about the names,
Socrates: Some are male, and some of them are female.
Strepsiades: But I know for sure that it is female.
Strepsiades: Lysilla, Philinna, Kleitagora, Demetria.
Socrates: And what of the male names?
685
Strepsiades: ten thousand.
Strepsiades: Philoxenos, son of Melasius, son of Amyntias.
Socrates: But you scoundrel, these things are not manly.
Strepsiades: Is it not male for you?
Socrates: Not at all, since
Socrates: How would you greet Amyntas upon meeting him?
Strepsiades: How so? This way, come here, come here, Amynias.
690
Socrates: Do you see? You are calling the woman Amynias.
Strepsiades: Is it not right, then, that she does not serve in the army?
Strepsiades: But why do I learn these things which we all know?
Socrates: Not at all, by Zeus, but lie down here—
Strepsiades: What am I doing?
Socrates: attend to some of your own affairs.
695
Strepsiades: Do not, I beg you, beg here; but if it is necessary,
Strepsiades: Leave me on the ground to worry about these things.
Socrates: There are no other things besides these.
Strepsiades: What punishment will I give the girls today.