Boeotus: And for me, how will this honor come about?
895
Dikaiopolis: You will certainly pay me for these markets!
Dikaiopolis: but if you are selling any of these other things, say so.
Boeotus: Good heavens, all this!
Dicaeopolis: come now, at what price do you say [it]?
Dikaiopolis: Will you carry another load from here to there, going?
Boeotus: Whatever it is in Athens, let it not be in Boeotia.
900
Dicaeopolis: So you will lead away the eels, having bought Phaleric ones.
Boeotus: eels or pottery? No, but there they are.
Boeotus: But whatever is not with us, this is again very much.
Dicaeopolis: I know, then; lead out a sycophant,
Dicaeopolis: just as if he had put on a helmet.
905
Boeotus: I would indeed take a gain if I brought it, even a large one,
Boeotus: Singing, I sail away with many jars.
Dikaiopolis: And indeed, Nikarchos comes this way, having shown himself.
Boeotus: a big one is this.
Dicaeopolis: but all [is] evil.
Nikarchos: Whose are these loads?
910
Boeotus: From Thebes, I am going to Zeus.
Nikarchos: These things are showing themselves as enemies.
Boeotus: What evil having suffered
Boeotus: Did you desire war with nets and battle?
Nikarchos: And I will show you before these people.
Boeotus: How am I being wronged?
Nikarchos: I will tell you the reason for what has happened;
915
Nikarchos: From the enemy, indeed, you bring in wicks.
Dikaiopolis: Then, so you are visible through the wick, are you?
Nikarchos: for this woman would have set fire to the shipyard.
Dikaiopolis: a shipyard? A taper?
Dicaeopolis: in what way?
Nícharxos: a Boeotian man would put [it] into the fire.
920
Níarchos: If he had caught him, he would have sent him to the shipyard.
Nikarchos: 'Through the water spouts, watching for a great north wind.'
Nikarchos: and even if he were to catch the fire from the ships once,
Nikarchos: He would immediately be eating sharks.
Dicaeopolis: O most filthy bather,
Dikaiopolis: Would he be scorched by a firebrand and a tallow-candle?
925
Nikarchos: I bear witness.
Dikaiopolis: seize his mouth together!
Dikaiopolis: Give me a bundle of firewood, so that I may carry it tied up.
Dikaiopolis: just like a tile, so that it may not break while being carried.