Euripides: But I have no time.
Dikaiopolis: But he was surrounded.
Euripides: but it is impossible.
Euripides: But I will go out to meet him; I have no time to come down.
Dikaiopolis: Euripides,
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Euripides: Why are you silent?
Dikaiopolis: "You are going up!"
Dicaeopolis: Is it possible to go down? You are not making the right year for lame men.
Dikaiopolis: But what do you have from tragedy, the scraps?
Dikaiopolis: A wretched outfit? You do not look like a beggar.
Dikaiopolis: But I beg you, Euripides, by your knees.
Dikaiopolis: give me a rag from the old drama.
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Dikaiopolis: for I must speak a long speech to the chorus.
Dikaiopolis: This brings death, if I speak badly.
Euripides: Which straw? Or rather, in which [straw] Oineus here
Euripides: Was the unfortunate old man struggling?
Dikaiopolis: It was not of Oineus, but of one even more wretched.
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Euripides: 'The things of the blind Phoenician?'
Dikaiopolis: Not from a Phoenician, no;
Dikaiopolis: But there was another, more wretched than Phoinix.
Euripides: Whose, pray, does a man ask for the patches of cloaks?
Euripides: But surely you are speaking of the poor man's Philoctetes' things?
Dikaiopolis: No, but much, much poorer than this one.
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Euripides: But do you really want the tattered robes?
Euripides: The very thing that this lame fellow Bellerophon had?
Dikaiopolis: Not Bellerophon; but he too was
Dikaiopolis: A lame beggar, arrogant, skillful at speaking.
Euripides: I know a man, Mysian Telephus.
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Dikaiopolis: Yes, Telephos.
Dikaiopolis: Give me the swaddling-clothes of this man, I beg you.
Euripides: Give him the rags of Telephus, boy.
Euripides: it lies above the rags of the Thyestae.
Euripides: in the middle of Ino's.
Kephisophon: Here, take these.
Dikaiopolis: O Zeus, who sees from above and sees everywhere,
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Dicaeopolis: to equip myself, like the most wretched man.
Dicaeopolis: Euripides, since you have granted me this favor,
Dikaiopolis: And give me those too, the things that follow the rags.
Dikaiopolis: the Mysian pill-box around the head.
Dikaiopolis: for I must seem to be poor today,
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Dicaeopolis: to be what I am, but not to seem so.
Dikaiopolis: Let the spectators know who I am.
Dikaiopolis: 'But now the dancers are standing there as fools,'
Dikaiopolis: so that I may trick them with words.
Euripides: I will give it; for with a dense mind I devise subtle schemes.
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Dikaiopolis: May you prosper, but I am thinking of Telephus.
Dicaeopolis: Well, I am already full of words.
Dikaiopolis: But I do beg for a beggar's staff.
Euripides: Take this and go, weighing out linen.
Dicaeopolis: Oh my soul, for you see how I am being pushed away from the houses,
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Dikaiopolis: much in need of equipment; so be it now.
Dikaiopolis: a wretched beggar of fat, Euripides.
Dikaiopolis: give me a small basket burned with a lamp.