(Enter CTESIPHO and SYRUS from the house of MICIO.)
CTESIPHO
My father gone into the country, say you?
SYRUS
(with a careless air.)
Some time since.
CTESIPHO
Do tell me, I beseech you.
SYRUS
He is at the farm at this very moment,
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I warrant—hard at some work or other.
CTESIPHO
I really wish, provided it be done with no prejudice to his health, I wish that he may so effectually tire himself,
that, for the next three days together, he may be unable to arise from his bed.
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SYRUS
So be it, and any thing still better than that,
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if possible.
CTESIPHO
Just so; for I do most confoundedly wish to pass this whole day in merry-making as I have begun it; and for no reason do I detest that farm so heartily as for its being so near town. If it were at a greater distance,
night would overtake him there before he could return hither again. Now, when he doesn’t find me there, he’ll come running back here, I’m quite sure; he’ll be asking me where I have been, that I have not seen him all this day: what am I to say?
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SYRUS
Does nothing suggest itself to your mind?
CTESIPHO
Nothing whatever.
SYRUS
So much the worse
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—have you no client, friend, or guest?
CTESIPHO
I have; what then?
SYRUS
You have been engaged with them.
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CTESIPHO
When I have not been engaged? That can never do.
SYRUS
It may.
CTESIPHO
During the daytime; but if I pass the night here, what excuse can I make, Syrus?
SYRUS
Dear me, how much I do wish it was the custom for one to be engaged with friends at night as well! But you be easy; I know his humor perfectly well. When he raves the most violently, I can make him as gentle as a lamb.
CTESIPHO
In what way?
SYRUS
He loves to hear you praised: I make a god of you to him, and recount your virtues.
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CTESIPHO
What, mine?
SYRUS
Yours; immediately the tears fall from him as from a child, for very joy.
(Starting.) Hah take care—
CTESIPHO
Why, what’s the matter?
SYRUS
The wolf in the fable
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—
CTESIPHO
What! my father?
SYRUS
His own self.
CTESIPHO
What shall we do, Syrus?
SYRUS
You only be off in-doors, I’ll see to that.
CTESIPHO
If he makes any inquiries, you have seen me no-where; do you hear?
SYRUS
Can you not be quiet?
(They retreat to the door of MICIO’S house, and CTESIPHO stands in the doorway.)
Adelphi. Publius Terentius Afer (Terence). Henry Thomas Riley (Translator), George Colman (Translator). New York. 1874.
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