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(Enter CHAEREA from the house of THAIS, on the other side of the stage.)
CHAEREA
(to himself, aloud.)
O fellow-townsmen, is there any one alive more fortunate than me this day? Not any one, upon my faith: for clearly in me have the Gods manifested all their power, on whom, thus suddenly, so many blessings are bestowed.
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O fellow-townsmen, is there any one alive more fortunate than me this day? Not any one, upon my faith: for clearly in me have the Gods manifested all their power, on whom, thus suddenly, so many blessings are bestowed.
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PARMENO
(apart.)
Why is he thus overjoyed?
Why is he thus overjoyed?
CHAEREA
(seeing PARMENO, and running up to him.)
O my dear Parmeno, the contriver, the beginner, the perfecter of all my delights, do you know what are my transports?
Are you aware that my Pamphila has been discovered to be a citizen?
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O my dear Parmeno, the contriver, the beginner, the perfecter of all my delights, do you know what are my transports?
Are you aware that my Pamphila has been discovered to be a citizen?
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PARMENO
I have heard so.
I have heard so.
CHAEREA
Do you know that she is betrothed to me?
Do you know that she is betrothed to me?
PARMENO
So may the Gods bless me, happily done.
So may the Gods bless me, happily done.
GNATHO
(apart to THRASO.)
Do you hear what he says?
Do you hear what he says?
CHAEREA
And then, besides, I am delighted that my brother’s mistress is secured to him; the family is united. Thais has committed herself to the patronage of my father;
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she has put herself under our care and protection.
And then, besides, I am delighted that my brother’s mistress is secured to him; the family is united. Thais has committed herself to the patronage of my father;
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she has put herself under our care and protection.
PARMENO
Thais, then, is wholly your brother’s.
Thais, then, is wholly your brother’s.
CHAEREA
Of course.
Of course.
PARMENO
Then this is another reason for us to rejoice, that the Captain will be beaten out of doors.
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Then this is another reason for us to rejoice, that the Captain will be beaten out of doors.
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CHAEREA
Wherever my brother is, do you take care that he hears this as soon as possible.
Wherever my brother is, do you take care that he hears this as soon as possible.
PARMENO
I’ll go look for him at home.
(Goes into the house of LACHES.)
I’ll go look for him at home.
THRASO
(apart to GNATHO.)
Do you at all doubt, Gnatho, but that I am now ruined everlastingly?
Do you at all doubt, Gnatho, but that I am now ruined everlastingly?
GNATHO
(to THRASO.)
Without doubt, I do think so.
Without doubt, I do think so.
CHAEREA
(to himself.)
What am I to make mention of first, or commend in especial? Him who gave me the advice to do so, or myself, who ventured
to undertake it? Or ought I to extol fortune, who has been my guide, and has so opportunely crowded into a single day events so numerous, so important; or my father’s kindness and indulgence Oh Jupiter, I entreat you, do preserve these blessings unto us!
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(Enter PHAEDRIA from the house of LACHES.)
What am I to make mention of first, or commend in especial? Him who gave me the advice to do so, or myself, who ventured
to undertake it? Or ought I to extol fortune, who has been my guide, and has so opportunely crowded into a single day events so numerous, so important; or my father’s kindness and indulgence Oh Jupiter, I entreat you, do preserve these blessings unto us!
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PHAEDRIA
(to himself.)
Ye Gods, by our trust in you, what incredible things has Parmeno just related to me! But where is my brother?
Ye Gods, by our trust in you, what incredible things has Parmeno just related to me! But where is my brother?
CHAEREA
(stepping forward.)
Here he is.
Here he is.
PHAEDRIA
I’m overjoyed.
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I’m overjoyed.
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CHAEREA
I quite believe you. There is no one, brother, more worthy to be loved than this Thais of yours: so much is she a benefactress to all our family.
I quite believe you. There is no one, brother, more worthy to be loved than this Thais of yours: so much is she a benefactress to all our family.
PHAEDRIA
Whew! are you commending her too to me?
Whew! are you commending her too to me?
THRASO
(apart.)
I’m undone; the less the hope I have, the more I am in love. Prithee, Gnatho, my hope is in you.
I’m undone; the less the hope I have, the more I am in love. Prithee, Gnatho, my hope is in you.
GNATHO
(apart.)
What do you wish me to do?
What do you wish me to do?
THRASO
(apart.)
Bring this about, by entreaties or with money, that I may at least share Thais’s favors in some degree.
Bring this about, by entreaties or with money, that I may at least share Thais’s favors in some degree.
GNATHO
(apart.)
It’s a hard task.
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It’s a hard task.
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THRASO
(apart.)
If you set your mind on any thing, I know you well. If you manage this, ask me for any present you like as your reward; you shall have what you ask.
If you set your mind on any thing, I know you well. If you manage this, ask me for any present you like as your reward; you shall have what you ask.
GNATHO
(apart.)
Is it so?
Is it so?
THRASO
(apart.)
It shall be so.
It shall be so.
GNATHO
(apart.)
If I manage this, I ask that your house, whether you are present or absent, may be open to me; that, without invitation, there may always be a place for me.
If I manage this, I ask that your house, whether you are present or absent, may be open to me; that, without invitation, there may always be a place for me.
THRASO
(apart.)
I pledge my honor that it shall be so.
I pledge my honor that it shall be so.
GNATHO
(apart.)
I’ll set about it then.
I’ll set about it then.
PHAEDRIA
Who is it I hear so close at hand?
(Turning round.) O Thraso—
Who is it I hear so close at hand?
(Turning round.) O Thraso—
THRASO
(coming forward.)
Save you both—
Save you both—
PHAEDRIA
Perhaps you are not aware what has taken place here.
Perhaps you are not aware what has taken place here.
THRASO
I am quite aware.
I am quite aware.
PHAEDRIA
Why, then, do I see you in this neighborhood?
Why, then, do I see you in this neighborhood?
THRASO
Depending on your kindness.
Depending on your kindness.
PHAEDRIA
Do you know what sort of dependence you have? Captain, I give you notice, if ever I catch you in this street again, even if you should say to me,
I was looking for another person, I was on my road this way, you are undone.
Do you know what sort of dependence you have? Captain, I give you notice, if ever I catch you in this street again, even if you should say to me,
I was looking for another person, I was on my road this way, you are undone.
GNATHO
Come, come, that’s not handsome.
Come, come, that’s not handsome.
PHAEDRIA
I’ve said it.
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I’ve said it.
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GNATHO
I didn’t know you gave yourself such airs.
I didn’t know you gave yourself such airs.
PHAEDRIA
So it shall be.
So it shall be.
GNATHO
First hear a few words from me; and when I have said the thing, if you approve of it, do it.
First hear a few words from me; and when I have said the thing, if you approve of it, do it.
PHAEDRIA
Let’s hear.
Let’s hear.
GNATHO
Do you step a little that way, Thraso.
(THRASO stands aside.) In the first place, I wish you both implicitly to believe me in this, that whatever I do in this matter, I do it entirely for my own sake;
but if the same thing is of advantage to yourselves, it would be folly for you not to do it.
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Do you step a little that way, Thraso.
(THRASO stands aside.) In the first place, I wish you both implicitly to believe me in this, that whatever I do in this matter, I do it entirely for my own sake;
but if the same thing is of advantage to yourselves, it would be folly for you not to do it.
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PHAEDRIA
What is it?
What is it?
GNATHO
I’m of opinion that the Captain, your rival, should be received among you.
I’m of opinion that the Captain, your rival, should be received among you.
PHAEDRIA
(starting.)
Hah!
Hah!
CHAEREA
Be received?
Be received?
GNATHO
(to PHAEDRIA.)
Only consider. I’faith, Phaedria, at the free rate you are living with her, and indeed very freely you are living, you have but little to give; and it’s necessary for Thais to receive a good deal.
That all this may be supplied for your amour and not at your own expense, there is not an individual better suited or more fitted for your purpose than the Captain. In the first place, he both.has got enough to give, and no one does give more profusely. He is a fool, a dolt, a blockhead; night and day he snores away; and you need not fear that the lady will fall in love with him; you may easily have him discarded whenever you please.
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Only consider. I’faith, Phaedria, at the free rate you are living with her, and indeed very freely you are living, you have but little to give; and it’s necessary for Thais to receive a good deal.
That all this may be supplied for your amour and not at your own expense, there is not an individual better suited or more fitted for your purpose than the Captain. In the first place, he both.has got enough to give, and no one does give more profusely. He is a fool, a dolt, a blockhead; night and day he snores away; and you need not fear that the lady will fall in love with him; you may easily have him discarded whenever you please.
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CHAEREA
(to PHAEDRIA.)
What shall we do?
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What shall we do?
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GNATHO
And this besides, which I deem to be of even greater importance,—not a single person entertains in better style or more bountifully.
And this besides, which I deem to be of even greater importance,—not a single person entertains in better style or more bountifully.
CHAEREA
It’s a wonder if this sort of man can not be made use of in some way or other.
It’s a wonder if this sort of man can not be made use of in some way or other.
PHAEDRIA
I think so too.
I think so too.
GNATHO
You act properly. One thing I have still to beg of you,—that you’ll receive me into your fraternity; I’ve been rolling that stone
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for a considerable time past.
You act properly. One thing I have still to beg of you,—that you’ll receive me into your fraternity; I’ve been rolling that stone
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for a considerable time past.
PHAEDRIA
We admit you.
We admit you.
CHAEREA
And with all my heart.
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And with all my heart.
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GNATHO
Then I, in return for this, Phaedria, and you, Chaerea, make him over to you
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to be eaten and drunk to the dregs.
Then I, in return for this, Phaedria, and you, Chaerea, make him over to you
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to be eaten and drunk to the dregs.
CHAEREA
Agreed.
Agreed.
PHAEDRIA
He quite deserves it.
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He quite deserves it.
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GNATHO
(calling to THRASO.)
Thraso, whenever you please, step this way.
Thraso, whenever you please, step this way.
THRASO
Prithee, how goes it?
Prithee, how goes it?
GNATHO
How? Why, these people didn’t know you; after I had discovered to them your qualities, and had praised you as your actions and your virtues deserved,
I prevailed upon them.
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How? Why, these people didn’t know you; after I had discovered to them your qualities, and had praised you as your actions and your virtues deserved,
I prevailed upon them.
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THRASO
You have managed well; I give you my best thanks. Besides, I never was any where but what all were extremely fond of me.
You have managed well; I give you my best thanks. Besides, I never was any where but what all were extremely fond of me.
GNATHO
(to PHAEDRIA and CHAEREA.)
Didn’t I tell you that he was a master of the Attic elegance?
Didn’t I tell you that he was a master of the Attic elegance?
PHAEDRIA
He is no other than you mentioned.
(Pointing to his FATHER’s house.) Walk this way.
(To the AUDIENCE.) Fare you well, and grant us your applause.
He is no other than you mentioned.
(Pointing to his FATHER’s house.) Walk this way.
(To the AUDIENCE.) Fare you well, and grant us your applause.
Eunuchus. Publius Terentius Afer (Terence). Henry Thomas Riley (Translator), George Colman (Translator). Ney York. 1874.
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