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(Enter PHRONESIUM, from her house.)
PHRONESIUM
Please now, is my door apt to bite
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, that you are afraid to come in, my love?
Please now, is my door apt to bite
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, that you are afraid to come in, my love?
DINARCHUS
(aside.)
Behold the spring! How all blooming it is! how fragrantly does it smell! how brightly does it shine.
Behold the spring! How all blooming it is! how fragrantly does it smell! how brightly does it shine.
PHRONESIUM
DINARCHUS
(aside.)
O dear, by my troth, I’m being punished now, and most terribly—
O dear, by my troth, I’m being punished now, and most terribly—
PHRONESIUM
Why do you turn yourself away?
Why do you turn yourself away?
DINARCHUS
My greetings to you, Phronesium.
My greetings to you, Phronesium.
PHRONESIUM
Greetings to you as well. Will you dine here to-day, as you’ve arrived in safety?
Greetings to you as well. Will you dine here to-day, as you’ve arrived in safety?
DINARCHUS
I’m engaged.
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I’m engaged.
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PHRONESIUM
Where will you dine then?
Where will you dine then?
DINARCHUS
Wherever you request me; here.
Wherever you request me; here.
PHRONESIUM
You’ll give me pleasure by doing so.
(They take their places at a collation spread before the house.)
You’ll give me pleasure by doing so.
DINARCHUS
I’ troth, myself still more. You’ll give me your company to-day, I suppose, my Phronesium?
I’ troth, myself still more. You’ll give me your company to-day, I suppose, my Phronesium?
PHRONESIUM
If it could possibly be done, I would.
If it could possibly be done, I would.
DINARCHUS
Give me my shoes
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then—make haste, remove the table.
Give me my shoes
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then—make haste, remove the table.
PHRONESIUM
Are you in your senses, pray?
Are you in your senses, pray?
DINARCHUS
By heavens, I cannot drink now; so sick at heart am I.
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By heavens, I cannot drink now; so sick at heart am I.
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PHRONESIUM
Stay; something shall be done. Don’t go.
Stay; something shall be done. Don’t go.
DINARCHUS
Ah, you’ve refreshed me with cold water! My senses have now returned. Take off my shoes
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; give me something to drink.
Ah, you’ve refreshed me with cold water! My senses have now returned. Take off my shoes
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; give me something to drink.
PHRONESIUM
By my faith, you are just the same that you used to be. But tell me, have you sped successfully?
By my faith, you are just the same that you used to be. But tell me, have you sped successfully?
DINARCHUS
I’ troth, successfully enough, indeed, hither to you, inasmuch as I enjoy the opportunity of seeing you.
I’ troth, successfully enough, indeed, hither to you, inasmuch as I enjoy the opportunity of seeing you.
PHRONESIUM
Embrace me then.
Embrace me then.
DINARCHUS
With pleasure.
(He embraces her.) Oh, this is honey sweeter than sweet honey. In this, Jove, my fortune does exceed thine own!
With pleasure.
(He embraces her.) Oh, this is honey sweeter than sweet honey. In this, Jove, my fortune does exceed thine own!
PHRONESIUM
Won’t you give me a kiss?
Won’t you give me a kiss?
DINARCHUS
Aye, ten even.
(Kisses her.)
Aye, ten even.
PHRONESIUM
You are not niggardly in that. You promise more than I ask of you.
(Turns away her head.)
You are not niggardly in that. You promise more than I ask of you.
DINARCHUS
I only wish that from the first I had been as sparing of my property, as you are now thrifty of your kisses.
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I only wish that from the first I had been as sparing of my property, as you are now thrifty of your kisses.
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PHRONESIUM
If I could possibly cause you any saving, i’ troth, I could wish it done.
If I could possibly cause you any saving, i’ troth, I could wish it done.
DINARCHUS
Have you bathed then?
Have you bathed then?
PHRONESIUM
I’ troth, indeed I have then, to my own satisfaction and that of my eyes. Do I seem to be loathsome to you?
I’ troth, indeed I have then, to my own satisfaction and that of my eyes. Do I seem to be loathsome to you?
DINARCHUS
I’ faith, not to myself indeed;
but I remember that there was once a time when between ourselves we were loathsome
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, the one to the other. But what doing of yours is this I’ve heard upon my arrival? What new matter have you been scheming here in my absence?
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I’ faith, not to myself indeed;
but I remember that there was once a time when between ourselves we were loathsome
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, the one to the other. But what doing of yours is this I’ve heard upon my arrival? What new matter have you been scheming here in my absence?
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PHRONESIUM
Why, what is it?
Why, what is it?
DINARCHUS
In the first place, that you’ve been blessed with children,
and that you’ve safely got over it, I’m delighted.
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In the first place, that you’ve been blessed with children,
and that you’ve safely got over it, I’m delighted.
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PHRONESIUM
(to some ATTENDANTS near the door.)
Go you away from there into the house, and shut the door.
(They go in, and shut the door.) You now alone are left to be present at my communication; to you I’ve ever entrusted my designs. For my own part, I’ve neither had any child nor have I been pregnant;
but I’ve pretended that I was pregnant; I wasn’t though.
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Go you away from there into the house, and shut the door.
(They go in, and shut the door.) You now alone are left to be present at my communication; to you I’ve ever entrusted my designs. For my own part, I’ve neither had any child nor have I been pregnant;
but I’ve pretended that I was pregnant; I wasn’t though.
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DINARCHUS
For what reason, O my life?
For what reason, O my life?
PHRONESIUM
On account of a Babylonian Captain, who kept me as though his wife for a year, while he was here.
On account of a Babylonian Captain, who kept me as though his wife for a year, while he was here.
DINARCHUS
That I knew. But what means this? For what purpose was your design in pretending this?
That I knew. But what means this? For what purpose was your design in pretending this?
PHRONESIUM
That there might be a certain bond and tie
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for him to be returning to me again. Now he has lately sent me a letter hither, that he’ll make trial how much I value him. If I should raise and bring up the child which I should bear,
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that then I should have all his property.
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That there might be a certain bond and tie
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for him to be returning to me again. Now he has lately sent me a letter hither, that he’ll make trial how much I value him. If I should raise and bring up the child which I should bear,
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that then I should have all his property.
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DINARCHUS
I listen with pleasure. In fine, what is it you are contriving?
I listen with pleasure. In fine, what is it you are contriving?
PHRONESIUM
My mother ordered the servant-maids, since now the tenth month is arriving close at hand, each to go in some different direction, to seek out and bespeak a boy or a girl, to be passed off as my own.
My mother ordered the servant-maids, since now the tenth month is arriving close at hand, each to go in some different direction, to seek out and bespeak a boy or a girl, to be passed off as my own.
DINARCHUS
I know her.
I know her.
PHRONESIUM
She, with the utmost care, went about among the families, and secretly found out a child, and brought it to me. She said it was given to her.
She, with the utmost care, went about among the families, and secretly found out a child, and brought it to me. She said it was given to her.
DINARCHUS
O shocking traffic!
She then hasn’t borne this child who at first did bear it, but you who come afterwards.
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O shocking traffic!
She then hasn’t borne this child who at first did bear it, but you who come afterwards.
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PHRONESIUM
You have the whole matter in its order. Now, as the Captain has sent a message before to me, he’ll be here no long time hence.
You have the whole matter in its order. Now, as the Captain has sent a message before to me, he’ll be here no long time hence.
DINARCHUS
Now, in the mean time, you are treating yourself here as though one who had just lain in?
Now, in the mean time, you are treating yourself here as though one who had just lain in?
PHRONESIUM
Why not,
when, without trouble, the matter can be nicely managed? It’s proper that every one should be alive at his own trade.
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Why not,
when, without trouble, the matter can be nicely managed? It’s proper that every one should be alive at his own trade.
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DINARCHUS
What’s to become of me when the Captain comes? Forsaken, can I live without you?
What’s to become of me when the Captain comes? Forsaken, can I live without you?
PHRONESIUM
When I’ve got from him that which I want, I shall easily find a way how
to create discord and a separation between us; after that, my delight, I shall be always at your side.
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When I’ve got from him that which I want, I shall easily find a way how
to create discord and a separation between us; after that, my delight, I shall be always at your side.
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DINARCHUS
Aye, faith, but I’d rather it were at my couch
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Aye, faith, but I’d rather it were at my couch
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PHRONESIUM
Moreover, I wish to sacrifice to-day to the Deities for the child, on this the fifth day
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, as is proper to be done.
Moreover, I wish to sacrifice to-day to the Deities for the child, on this the fifth day
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, as is proper to be done.
DINARCHUS
I think you ought.
I think you ought.
PHRONESIUM
Can’t you venture to give me some trifling present?
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Can’t you venture to give me some trifling present?
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DINARCHUS
Upon my faith, my delight, I seem to be making a gain for myself when you ask anything of me.
Upon my faith, my delight, I seem to be making a gain for myself when you ask anything of me.
PHRONESIUM
(aside.)
And I, when I’ve got it.
And I, when I’ve got it.
DINARCHUS
I’ll take care it shall be here just now. I’ll send my servant hither.
I’ll take care it shall be here just now. I’ll send my servant hither.
PHRONESIUM
Do so.
Do so.
DINARCHUS
But whatever it shall be, do take it in good part.
But whatever it shall be, do take it in good part.
PHRONESIUM
I troth, I’m sure that you’ll give all attention to your present, of which I shan’t be ashamed so long as you send it to me.
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I troth, I’m sure that you’ll give all attention to your present, of which I shan’t be ashamed so long as you send it to me.
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DINARCHUS
Do you wish anything else of me?
Do you wish anything else of me?
PHRONESIUM
That, when you have leisure, you’ll come again to see me.
That, when you have leisure, you’ll come again to see me.
DINARCHUS
Fare you well.
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Fare you well.
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PHRONESIUM
Farewell.
(Goes into her house.)
Farewell.
DINARCHUS
(to himself.)
O immortal Gods! ’twere the part not of a woman in love,
but of a partner of kindred feelings and confiding, to do what she just now has done for me, in disclosing to me the palming of the child upon the Captain,—a thing that a sister entrusts not to her own born sister. She discloses herself now to me from her very soul,
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that she will never prove faithless to me so long as she exists. Ought I not to love her? Ought I not to wish her well? I’ll rather not love myself, than that love should be wanting for her. Shall I not send her a present? This instant, then, I’ll order five minae to be brought to her from my house,
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besides catering to the amount of a mina at least. Much rather shall kindness be shown to her who wishes kindly to me, than to myself, who do every mischief to myself.
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(Exit.)
O immortal Gods! ’twere the part not of a woman in love,
but of a partner of kindred feelings and confiding, to do what she just now has done for me, in disclosing to me the palming of the child upon the Captain,—a thing that a sister entrusts not to her own born sister. She discloses herself now to me from her very soul,
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that she will never prove faithless to me so long as she exists. Ought I not to love her? Ought I not to wish her well? I’ll rather not love myself, than that love should be wanting for her. Shall I not send her a present? This instant, then, I’ll order five minae to be brought to her from my house,
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besides catering to the amount of a mina at least. Much rather shall kindness be shown to her who wishes kindly to me, than to myself, who do every mischief to myself.
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Truculentus. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1913.
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