STASIMUS
(to himself.)
Stasimus, make you haste with all speed; away with you to your master’s house, lest on a sudden, through your folly, fears should arise for your shoulder-blades
1
.
Quicken your pace, make haste; ’tis now a long while since you left the house. If you shall be absent when inquired after by your master, take you care, please, that the smacks of the bull’s-hide
2
don’t clatter thick upon you. Don’t you cease running. See now, Stasimus, what a worthless fellow you are; and isn’t it the fact that you have forgotten your ring
3
at the liquor- shop
4
after you have been washing your throat with warm drink?
1010
Turn about, and run back now, to seek it, while the thing has but just happened.
1015
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
Whoever he is, his throat is his taskmaster
5
; that teaches this fellow the art of running.
STASIMUS
What, good-for-nothing fellow, are you not ashamed of yourself? having lost your memory after only three cups? And really, because you were there drinking together with such honest fellows, who could keep their hands off
6
the property of another without difficulty;
—is it among such men that you expect you may recover your ring?
Chiruchus was there, Cerconicus, Crimnus, Cricolabus, Collabus
7
, whipped-necks
8
, whipped-legs, iron-rubbers, whipped-knaves.
1020
By my faith, any one of these could steal the sole of his shoe from a running footman
9
.
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
So may the Gods love me, a finished thief.
STASIMUS
Why should I go seek what is gone for ever?
Unless I would bestow my pains, too, by way of addition over and above to my loss. Why, then, don’t you consider that what is gone is gone? Tack about, then
10
. Betake yourself back to your master.
1025
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
This fellow is no runaway; he remembers his home.
STASIMUS
I wish that the old-fashioned ways of old-fashioned days, and the old-fashioned thriftiness, were in greater esteem here, rather than these bad ways.
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
Immortal Gods! this man really is beginning to talk of noble doings! He longs for the old-fashioned ways; know that he loves the old-fashioned ways, after the fashion of our forefathers.
1030
STASIMUS
For, now-a-days, men’s manners reckon of no value what is proper, except what is agreable. Ambition now is sanctioned by usage, and is free from the laws. By usage, people have the license to throw away their shields, and to run away from the enemy.
To seek honor thereby in place of disgrace is the usage.
1035
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
A shameless usage.
STASIMUS
Now-a-days, ’tis the usage to neglect the brave.
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
Aye, ’tis really shocking.
STASIMUS
where it had been much more becoming for bad ways to be fixed up.
1040
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
I’d like to go up and accost this person; but I listen to him with much pleasure, and I’m afraid, if I address him, that he may begin to talk on some other subject.
STASIMUS
And, for these ways, there is nothing rendered sacred by the law. The laws are subservient to usage; but these habits are hastening to sweep away both what is sacred and what is public property.
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
By my troth, ’twere right for some great calamity to befal these bad customs.
1045
STASIMUS
Ought not this state of things to be publicly censured? For this kind of men are the enemies of all persons, and do an injury to the entire people. By a non-observance of their own honour, they likewise destroy all trust even in those who merit it not; inasmuch as people form an estimate of the disposition of these from the disposition of those fellows.
If you lend
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a person any money, it becomes lost for any purpose as one’s own. When you ask for it back again, you may find a friend made an enemy by your kindness. If you begin to press still further, the option of two things ensues—either you must part with that which you have entrusted, or else you must lose that friend.
As to how this suggests itself to me, I have by actual experience been lately put in mind of it.
1050
CHARMIDES
(behind.)
Surely this is my servant Stasimus?
1055
STASIMUS
For as to him to whom I lent the talent, I bought myself an enemy with my talent, and sold my friend. But I am too great a simpleton to be attending to public matters rather than (what’s my immediate interest) obtain safety for my back. I’ll go home.
(Moves as if going.)
CHARMIDES
Hallo, you! Stop, this instant! Harkye; hallo, you!
STASIMUS
I’ll not stop.
CHARMIDES
I want you.
STASIMUS
What if I myself don’t want you to want me.
1060
CHARMIDES
Why, Stasimus, you are behaving very rudely.
STASIMUS
’Twere better for you to buy some one to give your commands to.
CHARMIDES
I’ faith, I have bought one, and paid the money, too. But if he is not obedient to my orders, what ani I to do?
STASIMUS
Give him a severe punishment.
CHARMIDES
You give good advice; I am resolved to do so.
STASIMUS
Unless, indeed, you are under obligations to him.
CHARMIDES
If he is a deserving person, I am under obligations to him; but if he is otherwise, I’ll do as you advise me.
STASIMUS
What matters it to me whether you have good or bad slaves?
1065
CHARMIDES
Because you have a share in this matter both of the good and of the bad.
STASIMUS
The one share I leave to yourself; the other share, that in the good, do you set down
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to my account.
CHARMIDES
If you shall prove deserving, it shall be so. Look back at me—I am Charmides.
STASIMUS
Ha! what person is it that has made mention of that most worthy man?
CHARMIDES
’Tis that most worthy man himself.
1070
STASIMUS
O seas, earth, heavens, by my trust in you—do I see quite clearly with my eyes? Is this he, or is it not? ’Tis he! ’Tis certainly he; ’tis he beyond a doubt! O my most earnestly wished-for master, health to you!
CHARMIDES
Health to you, too, Stasimus!
STASIMUS
That you are safe and sound, I—
CHARMIDES
(interruptitng him.)
I know it, and I believe you. But wave the rest; answer me this; how are my children,
my son and daughter, whom I left here?
1075
STASIMUS
They are alive, and well.
CHARMIDES
Both of them, say you?
STASIMUS
Both of them.
CHARMIDES
The Gods willed me to be safe and preserved from dangners. The rest that I want to know I will inquire about in-doors at my leisure. Let us go in-doors; follow me.
STASIMUS
Where are you going now?
CHARMIDES
Where else but to my house?
STASIMUS
Do you suppose that we are living here?
CHARMIDES
Why, where else should I suppose?
STASIMUS
Now—
1080
CHARMIDES
What about
now?
STASIMUS
This house is not our own.
CHARMIDES
What is it I hear from you?
STASIMUS
Your son has sold this house.
CHARMIDES
I’m ruined.
STASIMUS
For silver minae; ready money counted out.
CHARMIDES
How many?
STASIMUS
Forty.
CHARMIDES
I’m undone. Who has purchased it?
STASIMUS
Callicles, to whom you entrusted your affairs; he has removed here to live, and has turned us out of doors.
CHARMIDES
Where is my son now living?
1085
STASIMUS
Here, in these back buildings.
(Points to the side of the house.)
CHARMIDES
I’m utterly undone.
STASIMUS
I thought that this would be distressing to you when you heard of it.
CHARMIDES
To my sorrow, amid extreme dangers I have been borne over vast oceans, with the peril of my life I have preserved myself among robbers full many in number, and I have returned safe. Now, to my misery, I am here undone
by reason of those same persons for whose sake I have been struggling at this time of life Grief is depriving me of my senses. Support me, Stasimus.
1090
STASIMUS
Do you wish me to fetch you some water?
CHARMIDES
When my fortunes were in their mortal struggle, then was it befitting that water should be sprinkled
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upon them.
Trinummus. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1912.
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