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(Enter STEPHANIUM, from the house of PAMPHILUS.)
STEPHANIUM
I’ll indulge you, my dears; but, so may pretty Venus favour me, I should have already come out of doors here together with you, had I not been sprucing myself up for you. For such is the way of woman,
when she is well washed, made clean, dressed and tricked out, still is she incomplete; and a female who is a courtesan much more quickly acquires dislike for herself by sluttishness than always keeps in favour through neatness.
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I’ll indulge you, my dears; but, so may pretty Venus favour me, I should have already come out of doors here together with you, had I not been sprucing myself up for you. For such is the way of woman,
when she is well washed, made clean, dressed and tricked out, still is she incomplete; and a female who is a courtesan much more quickly acquires dislike for herself by sluttishness than always keeps in favour through neatness.
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STICHUS
That’s very cleverly said.
That’s very cleverly said.
SAGARINUS
’Tis the genuine language of Venus.
’Tis the genuine language of Venus.
STICHUS
Sagarinus.
Sagarinus.
SAGARINUS
What’s the matter?
What’s the matter?
STICHUS
I’m in pain all over.
I’m in pain all over.
SAGARINUS
All over? So much the more unfortunate you.
All over? So much the more unfortunate you.
STEPHANIUM
Where do I take my place?
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Where do I take my place?
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SAGARINUS
Wherever you please.
Wherever you please.
STEPHANIUM
I’d like with both of you, for I love you both.
I’d like with both of you, for I love you both.
STICHUS
Whack go my savings
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. I’m done for;
freedom has abandoned this person of mine.
Whack go my savings
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. I’m done for;
freedom has abandoned this person of mine.
STEPHANIUM
Prithee, do give me room, where I may take my place, if, indeed, I am agreable.
(She takes her place.)
Now I do long to be cozy with you both.
Prithee, do give me room, where I may take my place, if, indeed, I am agreable.
(She takes her place.)
Now I do long to be cozy with you both.
STICHUS
I’m ruined utterly. What were you saying?
I’m ruined utterly. What were you saying?
SAGARINUS
Heyday! What’s the matter?
Heyday! What’s the matter?
STICHUS
So may the Gods favour me, it never shall be otherwise this day but that this girl shall have a dance somehow. Come, my love, my sweet, do dance; I’ll dance too.
(They rise and dance.)
So may the Gods favour me, it never shall be otherwise this day but that this girl shall have a dance somehow. Come, my love, my sweet, do dance; I’ll dance too.
SAGARINUS
I’ faith, you shan’t that way get the better of me, but what I’ll have a bit of enjoyment, too, that way.
I’ faith, you shan’t that way get the better of me, but what I’ll have a bit of enjoyment, too, that way.
STEPHANIUM
Well, if I must dance, do you then give the Piper something to drink.
Well, if I must dance, do you then give the Piper something to drink.
STICHUS
Aye, and to me.
Aye, and to me.
SAGARINUS
(holds the goblet to the PIPER.)
Piper, you take first: and after that, if you tipple this off, just as has been your wont before to-day, straightway
strike up some merry and amorous tune to dance to, by which we may tingle all over from our very finger nails. Pour some water here.
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Piper, you take first: and after that, if you tipple this off, just as has been your wont before to-day, straightway
strike up some merry and amorous tune to dance to, by which we may tingle all over from our very finger nails. Pour some water here.
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Stichus. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1912.
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