DAEMONES
(to the WOMEN.)
Seriously, upon my faith, young women, although I wish what you desire, I’m afraid that on your account my wife will be turning me out of doors, who’ll be saying that I’ve brought harlots here before her very eyes. Do you take refuge at the altar rather than I
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.
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THE WOMEN
We, wretched creatures, are undone.
(They weep.)
DAEMONES
I’ll place you in safety; don’t you fear. But why
(turning to the SERVANTS) are you following me out of doors?
Since I’m here, no one shall do them harm.
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Now then, be off, I say, in-doors, both of you, you guards from off guard.
(They go in.)
GRIPUS
O master, save you.
DAEMONES
Save you. How goes it?
TRACHALIO
(pointing to GRIPUS.)
Is he your servant?
GRIPUS
I’m not ashamed to say yes.
TRACHALIO
I’ve nothing to do with you.
GRIPUS
Then get you gone hence, will you.
TRACHALIO
Prithee, do answer me, aged sir; is he your servant?
DAEMONES
He is mine.
TRACHALIO
Oh then, that is very good, since he is yours.
Again I salute you.
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DAEMONES
And I you. Are you he who, not long since, went away from here to fetch his master?
TRACHALIO
I am he.
DAEMONES
What now is it that you want?
TRACHALIO
(pointing to GRIPUS.)
This is your servant, you say?
DAEMONES
He is mine.
TRACHALIO
That is very good, since he is yours.
DAEMONES
What’s the matter?
TRACHALIO
(pointing to GRIPUS.)
That’s a rascally fellow there.
DAEMONES
What has the rascally fellow done to you?
TRACHALIO
I wish the ancles of that fellow were smashed.
DAEMONES
What’s the thing about which you are now disputing between yourselves?
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TRACHALIO
I’ll tell you.
GRIPUS
No, I’ll tell you.
TRACHALIO
I fancy I’m to move the matter first.
GRIPUS
If indeed you were a decent person, you would be moving yourself off from here.
DAEMONES
Gripus, give attention, and hold your tongue
GRIPUS
In order that that fellow may speak first?
DAEMONES
Attend, Itell you.
(To TRACHALIO.) Do you say on.
GRIPUS
Will you give the right of speaking to a stranger sooner than to your own servant?
TRACHALIO
O dear! how impossible it is for him to be kept quiet.
As I was beginning to say, that Procurer, whom some little time since you turned out of the Temple of Venus—see
(pointing at the wallet), he has got his wallet.
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GRIPUS
I haven’t got it.
TRACHALIO
Do you deny that which I see with my own eyes?
GRIPUS
But I only wish you couldn’t see. I have got it, and I haven’t got it; why do you trouble yourself about me, what things I do?
TRACHALIO
In what way you got it does matter, whether rightfully or wrongfully.
GRIPUS
If I didn’t take it in the sea, there’s not a reason why you shouldn’t deliver me up to the cross. If I took it in the sea with my net, how is it yours rather than my own?
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TRACHALIO
(to DAEMONES.)
He is deceiving you; the matter happened in this way, as I am telling you.
GRIPUS
What do you say?
TRACHALIO
So long as the person that has the first right to speak is speaking, do
(to DAEMONES) put a check on him, please, if he belongs to you.
GRIPUS
What, do you wish the same thing to be done to myself, that your master has been accustomed to do to yourself?
If he is in the habit of putting a check upon you, this master of ours isn’t in the habit of doing so with us.
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DAEMONES
(to TRACUALIO.)
In that remark only has he got the better
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of you. What do you want now? Tell me.
TRACHALIO
For my part, I neither ask for a share of that wallet there, nor have I ever said this day that it is my own; but in it there is a little casket that belongs to this female
(pointing to PALAESTRA), whom a short time since I averred to be free born.
DAEMONES
You are speaking of her, I suppose, whom a short time since you said was my countrywoman?
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TRACHALIO
Just so; and those trinkets which formerly, when little, she used to wear, are there in that casket, which is in that wallet. This thing is of no service to him, and will be of utility to her, poor creature, if he gives it up, by means of which to seek for her parents.
DAEMONES
I’ll make him give it up; hold your tongue.
GRIPUS
I’ faith, I’m going to give nothing to that fellow.
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TRACHALIO
I ask for nothing but the casket and the trinkets
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.
GRIPUS
What if they are made of gold?
TRACHALIO
What’s that to you? Gold shall be paid for gold, silver shall have its weight in silver in return.
GRIPUS
Please let me see the gold; after that I’ll let you see the casket.
DAEMONES
(to GRIPUS.)
Do you beware of punishment, and hold your tongue.
(To TRACHALIO.) As you commenced to speak do you go on.
TRACHALIO
This one thing I entreat of you, that you will have compassion on this female, if, indeed, this wallet is that Procurer’s, which I suspect it is. In this matter, I’m saying nothing of certainty to you, but only on conjecture.
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GRIPUS
Do you see how the rascal’s wheedling him?
TRACHALIO
Allow me to say on as I commenced. If this is the wallet that belongs to that villain whose I say it is,
these women here will be able to recognize it; order him to show it to them.
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GRIPUS
Say you so? To show it to them?
DAEMONES
He doesn’t say unreasonably, Gripus, that the wallet should be shown.
GRIPUS
Yes, I’ faith, confoundedly unreasonably.
DAEMONES
How so?
GRIPUS
Because, if I do show it, at once they’ll say, of course, that they recognize it.
TRACHALIO
Source of villany, do you suppose that all other people are just like yourself, you author of perjury?
GRIPUS
All this I easily put up with, so long as he
(pointing to DAEMONES) is of my way of thinking
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.
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TRACHALIO
But now he is against you; from this
(pointing to the wallet) will he obtain true testimony.
DAEMONES
Gripus, do you pay attention.
(To TRACHALIO.) You explain in a few words what it is you want?
TRACHALIO
For my part, I have stated it; but if you haven’t understood me, I’ll state it over again. Both of these women
(pointing to them), as I said a short time since, ought to be free;
(pointing to PALAESTRA) she was stolen at
Athens
when a little girl.
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GRIPUS
Tell me what that has got to do with the wallet, whether they are slaves or whether free women?
TRACHALIO
You wish it all to be told over again, you rascal, so that the day may fail us.
DAEMONES
Leave off your abuse, and explain to me what I’ve been asking.
TRACHALIO
There ought to be a casket of wicker-work
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in that wallet,
in which are tokens by means of which she may be enabled to recognize her parents, by whom, when little, she was lost at
Athens
, as I said before.
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GRIPUS
May Jupiter and the Gods confound you. What do you say, you sorcerer of a fellow? What, are these women dumb, that they are not able to speak for themselves?
TRACHALIO
They are silent for this reason, because a silent woman is always better than a talking one.
GRIPUS
Then, I’ faith, by your way of speaking, you are neither a man nor a woman to my notion.
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TRACHALIO
How so?
GRIPUS
Why, because neither talking nor silent are you ever good for anything. Prithee
(to DAEMONES), shall I ever be allowed to-day to speak?
DAEMONES
If you utter a single word more this day, I’ll break your head for you.
TRACHALIO
As I had commenced to say it, old gentleman, I beg you
to order him to give up that casket to these young women; if for it he asks any reward for himself, it shall be paid; whatever else is there besides, let him keep for himself.
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GRIPUS
Now at last you say that, because you are aware it is my right; just now you were asking to go halves.
TRACHALIO
Aye, and even still I ask it.
GRIPUS
I’ve seen a kite making a swoop, even when he got nothing at all however.
DAEMONES
(to GRIPUS.)
Can’t I shut your mouth without a drubbing?
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GRIPUS
(pointing to TRACHALIO.)
If that fellow is silent, I’ll be silent; if he talks, allow me to talk in my own behalf.
DAEMONES
Please now give me this wallet, Gripus.
GRIPUS
I’ll trust it to you; but for you to return it me, if there are none of those things in it.
DAEMONES
It shall be returned.
GRIPUS
Take it.
(Gives him the wallet.)
DAEMONES
Now then listen, Palaestra and Ampelisca, to this which I say:
is this the wallet, in which this Procurer said that your casket was?
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PALAESTRA
It is the same.
GRIPUS
(aside.)
Troth, to my sorrow, I’m undone; how on the instant, before she well saw it, she said that it was it.
PALAESTRA
I’ll make this matter plain to you, instead of difficult. There ought to be a casket of wicker-work there in that wallet; whatever is in there I’ll state by name; don’t you
show me anything. If I say wrong, I shall then have said this to no purpose; then you shall keep these things, whatever is in there for yourselves. But if the truth, then I entreat you that what is my own may be restored to me.
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DAEMONES
I agree; you ask for bare justice only, in my way of thinking, at least.
GRIPUS
But, I’ faith, in mine, for extreme injustice; what if she is a witch or a sorceress,
and shall mention exactly everything that’s in it. Is a sorceress to have it?
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DAEMONES
She shan’t get it, unless she tells the truth; in vain will she
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be conjuring. Unloose the wallet, then
(giving it to GRIPUS), that as soon as possible I may know what is the truth.
GRIPUS
(first unfastens the straps of the wallet, and then hands it to his MASTER.)
Take it
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, it’s unfastened.
(DAEMONES takes out the casket.) Alas, I’m undone; I see the casket.
DAEMONES
(holding it up, and addressing PALAESTRA.)
Is this it?
PALAESTRA
That is it. O my parents, here do I keep you locked up;
here have I enclosed both my wealth and my hopes of recognizing you.
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GRIPUS
(aside.)
Then, by my faith, the Gods must be enraged with you, whoever you are, who fasten up your parents in so narrow a compass.
DAEMONES
Gripus, come hither, your cause is being tried.
(To PALAESTRA.) Do you, young woman, away at a distance there say what’s in it, and of what appearance; mention them all.
By my troth, if you make ever so slight a mistake, even if afterwards you wish, madam, to correct yourself, you’ll be making a great mistake.
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GRIPUS
You demand what’s real justice.
TRACHALIO
By my troth, then, he doesn’t demand yourself; for you are the opposite of justice.
DAEMONES
Now then, say on, young woman. Gripus, give attention and hold your tongue.
PALAESTRA
There are some trinkets.
DAEMONES
(looking in the casket.)
See, here they are, I espy them.
GRIPUS
(aside.)
In the first onset I am worsted;
(takes hold of the arm of DAEMONES) hold, don’t be showing.
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DAEMONES
Of what description are they? Answer in their order.
PALAESTRA
In the first place, there’s a little sword of gold, with an inscription.
DAEMONES
Just tell me, what the characters are upon that little sword.
PALAESTRA
The name of my father. Next, on the other side, there’s a little two-edged axe, of gold likewise, with an inscription: there on the axe is the name of my mother.
DAEMONES
Stay;
tell me, what’s the name of your father upon the little sword?
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PALAESTRA
Daemones.
DAEMONES
Immortal Gods! where in the world are my hopes?
GRIPUS
Aye, by my troth, and where are mine?
DAEMONES
Do proceed forthwith, I entreat you.
GRIPUS
Cautiously, or else
(aside) away to utter perdition.
DAEMONES
Say, what’s the name of your mother, here upon the little axe?
PALAESTRA
Daedalis.
DAEMONES
The Gods will that I should be preserved.
GRIPUS
But that I should be ruined.
DAEMONES
This must be my own daughter, Gripus.
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GRIPUS
She may be for me, indeed.
(To TRACHALIO.) May all the Gods confound you who this day saw me with your eyes, and myself as well for a blockhead, who didn’t look about a hundred times first to see that no one was watching me, before I drew the net out of the water.
PALAESTRA
Next, there’s a little knife of silver, and two little hands linked together, and
then a little sow.
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GRIPUS
(aside.)
Nay, then, go and be hanged, you with your little sow and with your little pigs.
PALAESTRA
There’s also a golden drop
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, which my father presented to me upon my birthday.
DAEMONES
Undoubtedly there is; but I cannot restrain myself any longer from embracing you. My daughter, blessings on you; I am that father who begot you; I am Daemones, and see, your mother Daedalis is in the house here
(pointing to his cottage).
AMPELISCA
(embracing him.)
Blessings on you, my unlooked-for father.
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DAEMONES
Blessings on you; how joyously do I embrace you.
TRACHALIO
’Tis a pleasure to me, inasmuch as this falls to your lot from your feelings of affection.
DAEMONES
Come then, Trachalio, if you can, bring that wallet into the house.
TRACHALIO
(taking the wallet.)
See the villany of Gripus; inasmuch, Gripus, as this matter has turned out unfortunately for you, I congratulate you.
DAEMONES
Come, then, let’s go, my daughter, to your mother,
who will be better able to enquire of you into this matter from proofs; who had you more in her hands, and is more thoroughly acquainted with your tokens.
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TRACHALIO
Let’s all go hence in-doors, since we are giving our common aid.
PALAESTRA
Follow me, Ampelisca.
AMPELISCA
That the Gods favour you, it is a pleasure to me.
(They all go into the cottage of DAEMONES, exceptGRIPUS.)
GRIPUS
(to himself.)
Am I not a blockhead of a fellow, to have this day fished up that wallet?
Or, when I had fished it up, not to have hidden it somewhere in a secret spot? By my troth, I guessed that it would be a troublesome booty for me, because it fell to me in such troublous weather. I’ faith, I guess that there’s plenty of gold and silver there. What is there better for me than to be off hence in-doors and secretly hang myself—
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at least for a little time, until this vexation passes away from me?
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(Goes into the cottage.)
Rudens. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1913.
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