T. Maccius Plautus Casina 3.2

CLEOSTRATA

(to herself.)

This was the reason, then, i’ faith, why my husband entreated me, with such great earnestness, to make haste and invite my female neighbour to our house— that the house might be clear for him to be taking Casina there. Now, therefore, I shall by no means invite her,

so that liberty of free range shan’t be any way given to worn-out bell-wethers. (ALCESIMUS is coming out of his house.) But look, the pillar of the Senate’s coming forward, the safeguard of the public, my neighbour, the person who is finding free range for my husband. I’ faith, the measure of wit ¹ that has been sold to him, was purchased at no cheap rate.

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ALCESIMUS

(to himself.)

I’m wondering that my wife, who’s already waiting at home, dressed out, to be sent for, hasn’t been invited by this to my neighbour’s here.

But see, here she is; she’s come to fetch her, I guess. (Going up to CLEOSTRATA.) Good day, Cleostrata!

CLEOSTRATA

And you the same, Alcesimus. Where’s your wife?

ALCESIMUS

She’s waiting in-doors for you to send for her; for your husband requested me to send her to help you. Do you wish me to call her?

(Going towards the door.)

CLEOSTRATA

Let it alone; I don’t care; if she’s busy.

ALCESIMUS

She’s at leisure.

CLEOSTRATA

I don’t care about it; I don’t want to be troublesome to her; I’ll see her at a future time.

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ALCESIMUS

Are you not getting ready for a wedding there at your house?

CLEOSTRATA

I am getting ready and making preparations.

ALCESIMUS

Don’t you require an assistant then?

CLEOSTRATA

We have enough at home. When the marriage has taken place, then I’ll call upon her; for the present, farewell, and bid her the same from me. (Goes into her house.)

ALCESIMUS

(to himself.)

What am I to do now? To my sorrow. I’ve done a most disgraceful action

for the sake of that vile and toothless goat, who has engaged me in this. I’ve promised the aid of my wife out of doors, as though to go lick dishes ² like a dog. A worthless fellow, to tell me that his wife was going to send for her, whereas she herself declares that she does not want her. And upon my faith, it’s a wonder if this female neighbour of mine hasn’t already her suspicions of this.

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But yet, on the other hand, when I reflect with myself on this notion, if there were anything of that, there would have been enquiries of me. I’ll go in-doors, that I may lay up the ship ³ again in the dockyard.

555

(Goes into his house.) (Enter CLEOSTRATA, from her house.)

CLEOSTRATA

(to herself.)

Now he has been finely made a fool of. In what a bustle are these unfortunate old fellows. Now I do wish that that good-for-nothing decrepit husband of mine would come,

that I might make a fool of him in his turn, after I have thus fooled the other one. For I long to make a bit of a quarrel between these two. But look, he’s coming. Why, when you see him so serious, you’d think him a decent person. (She stands on one side, unseen.)

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