HEGIO
Whither am I to say, now, that this man has betaken himself from the house out of doors?
TYNDARUS
(apart.)
Now, for a very certainty, I’m done for; the enemies are coming to you, Tyndarus!
What shall I say?—what shall I talk of? What shall I deny, or what confess? All matters are reduced to uncertainty. How shall I place confidence in my resources? I wish the Gods had destroyed you, before you were lost to your own country, Aristophontes, who, from a plot well concerted, are making it disconcerted. This plan is ruined outright, unless I find out for myself some extremely bold device.
535
HEGIO
(to ARISTOPHONTES.)
Follow me. See, there is the man; go to him and address him.
540
TYNDARUS
(aside, and turning away.)
What mortal among mortals is there more wretched than myself?
ARISTOPHONTES
(coming up to him.)
Why’s this, that I’m to say that you are avoiding my gaze, Tyndarus? And why that you are slighting me as a stranger, as though you had never known me? Why, I’m as much a slave as yourself; although at home I was a free man, you, even from your childhood, have always served in slavery in Elis.
HEGIO
I’ faith, I’m very little surprised, if either he does avoid your gaze, or if he does shun you, who are calling him Tyndarus, instead of Philocrates.
545
TYNDARUS
Hegio, this person was accounted a madman in Elis. Don’t you give ear to what he prates about; for at home he has pursued his father and mother with spears,
and that malady sometimes comes upon him which is spit out
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Do you this instant stand away at a distance from him.
550
HEGIO
(to the SLAVES.)
Away with him further off from me.
ARISTOPHONTES
Do you say, you whipp’d knave, that I am mad, and do you declare that I have followed my own father with spears? And that I have that malady, that it’s necessary for me to be spit upon
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?
HEGIO
Don’t be dismayed; that malady afflicts many a person
to whom it has proved wholesome to be spit upon, and has been of service to them.
555
ARISTOPHONTES
Why, what do you say? Do you, too, credit him?
HEGIO
Credit him in what?
ARISTOPHONTES
That I am mad?
TYNDARUS
Do you see him, with what a furious aspect he’s looking at you? ’Twere best to retire, Hegio; it is as I said, his frenzy grows apace; have a care for yourself.
HEGIO
I thought that he was mad, the moment that he called you Tyndarus.
TYNDARUS
Why, he’s sometimes ignorant of his own name, and doesn’t know what it is.
560
HEGIO
But he even said that you were his intimate friend.
TYNDARUS
So far from that, I never saw him. Why, really, Alcmaeon, and Orestes, and Lycurgus
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besides, are my friends on the same principle that he is.
ARISTOPHONTES
Villain, and do you dare speak ill of me, as well? Do I not know you?
HEGIO
I’ faith, it really is very clear
that you don’t know him, who are calling him Tyndarus, instead of Philocrates. Him whom you see, you don’t know; you are addressing him as the person whom you don’t see.
565
ARISTOPHONTES
On the contrary this fellow’s saying that he is the person who he is not; and he says that he is not the person who he really is.
TYNDARUS
You’ve been found, of course, to excel Philocrates in truthfulness.
ARISTOPHONTES
By my troth, as I understand the matter, you’ve been found to brazen out the truth by lying. But i’ faith, prithee, come then, look at me.
TYNDARUS
(looking at him.)
Well!
ARISTOPHONTES
Say, now; do you deny that you are Tyndarus?
TYNDARUS
I do deny it, I say.
ARISTOPHONTES
Do you say that you are Philocrates?
TYNDARUS
I do say so, I say.
ARISTOPHONTES
(to HEGIO.)
And do you believe him?
HEGIO
More, indeed, than either you or myself. For he, in fact, who you say that he is
(pointing to TYNDARUS), has set out hence to-day for Elis, to this person’s father.
(pointing to TYNDARUS), has set out hence to-day for Elis, to this person’s father.
ARISTOPHONTES
What father, when he’s a slave
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.
TYNDARUS
And so are
you a slave, and yet you were a free man; and I trust that so I shall be, if I restore his son here to liberty.
575
ARISTOPHONTES
How say you, villain? Do you say that you were born a free man [liber]?
TYNDARUS
I really do not say that I am Liber
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, but that I am Philocrates.
ARISTOPHONTES
How’s this? How this scoundrel, Hegio, is making sport of you now.
For he’s a slave himself, and never, except his own self, had he a slave.
580
TYNDARUS
Because you yourself are destitute in your own country, and haven’t whereon to live at home, you wish all to be found like to yourself; you don’t do anything surprising. ’Tis the nature of the distressed to be ill-disposed, and to envy the fortunate.
ARISTOPHONTES
Hegio, take you care, please, that you don’t persist in rashly placing confidence in this man;
for so far as I see, he is certainly now putting some device in execution, in saying that he is redeeming your son from captivity; that is by no means satisfactory to me.
585
TYNDARUS
I know that you don’t wish that to be done; still I shall effect it, if the Gods assist me. I shall bring him back here, and he will restore me to my father, in Elis. For that purpose have I sent Tyndarus hence to my father.
ARISTOPHONTES
Why, you yourself are he;
nor is there any slave in Elis of that name, except yourself.
590
TYNDARUS
Do you persist in reproaching me with being a slave—a thing that has befallen me through the fortune of war?
ARISTOPHONTES
Really, now, I cannot contain myself.
TYNDARUS
(to HEGIO.)
Ha! don’t you hear him? Why don’t you take to flight? He’ll be pelting us just now with stones there, unless you order him to be seized.
ARISTOPHONTES
I’m distracted.
TYNDARUS
His eyes strike fire; there’s need of a rope, Hegio.
Don’t you see how his body is spotted all over with livid spots? Black bile
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is disordering the man.
595
ARISTOPHONTES
And, by my faith, if this old gentleman is wise, black pitch
7
will be disordering you with the executioner, and giving a light to your head.
TYNDARUS
He’s now talking in his fit of delirium; sprites are in possession of the man.
HEGIO
By my troth, suppose I order him to be seized?
TYNDARUS
You would be acting more wisely.
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ARISTOPHONTES
I’m vexed that I haven’t a stone, to knock out the brains of that whip-scoundrel, who’s driving me to madness by his taunts.
600
TYNDARUS
Don’t you hear that he’s looking for a stone?
ARISTOPHONTES
I wish to speak with you alone, separately, Hegio.
HEGIO
Speak from where you are, if you want anything; though at a distance, I shall hear you.
TYNDARUS
Yes, for, by my faith, if you approach nearer, he’ll be taking your nose off with his teeth.
ARISTOPHONTES
By heavens, Hegio, don’t you believe that I am mad, or that I ever was so, or that I have the malady which that fellow avers. But if you fear anything from me, order me to be bound; I wish it, so long as that fellow is bound as well.
TYNDARUS
Why really, Hegio, rather let him be bound that wishes it.
ARISTOPHONTES
Now hold your tongue! I’ll make you, you false Philocrates, to be found out this day to be a real Tyndarus.
Why are you making signs
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at me?
TYNDARUS
I, making signs at you?
(To HEGIO.) What would he do, if you were at a greater distance off?
HEGIO
What do you say? What if I approach this madman?
TYNDARUS
Nonsense; you’ll be made a fool of; he’ll be prating stuff, to you, neither the feet nor the head of which will ever be visible.
The dress only
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is wanting; in seeing this man, you behold Ajax himself.
615
HEGIO
I don’t care; still I’ll approach him.
(Advances to ARISTOPHONTES.)
TYNDARUS
(aside.)
Now am I utterly undone; now between the sacrifice and the stone
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do I stand, nor know I what to do.
HEGIO
I lend you my attention, Aristophontes, if there is anything that you would wish with me.
ARISTOPHONTES
From me you shall hear that truth, which now you think to be false, Hegio.
But I wish, in the first place, to clear myself from this with you—that madness does not possess me, and that I have no malady, except that I am in captivity; and, so may the King of Gods and of men make me to regain my native land, that fellow there is no more Philocrates than either I or you.
620
HEGIO
Come, then, tell me who he is?
ARISTOPHONTES
He whom I’ve told you all along from the beginning.
If you shall find him any other than that person, I show no cause why I shouldn’t suffer the loss with you both of my parents and of my liberty for ever.
625
HEGIO
(to TYNDARUS.)
What say you to this?
TYNDARUS
That I am your slave, and you my master.
HEGIO
I didn’t ask that—were you a free man?
TYNDARUS
I was.
ARISTOPHONTES
But he really wasn’t; he is deceiving you.
TYNDARUS
How do you know? Were you, perchance, the midwife of my mother,
since you dare to affirm this so boldly?
630
ARISTOPHONTES
When a boy, I saw yourself, a boy.
TYNDARUS
But, grown up, I now see you grown up; so, there’s for you, in return. If you did right, you wouldn’t be troubling yourself about my concerns; do I trouble myself about yours?
HEGIO
Was his father called Thesaurochrysonicocrœsides?
ARISTOPHONTES
He was not; and I never heard that name before this day.
Theodoromedes was the father of Philocrates.
635
TYNDARUS
(aside.)
I’m downright undone. Why don’t you be quiet, heart of mine? Go and be stretched, and hang yourself; you are throbbing so, that unfortunate I can hardly stand up for my fear.
HEGIO
Is a full assurance given me that this was a slave in Elis, and that he is not Philocrates?
ARISTOPHONTES
So fully, that you will never find this to be otherwise; but where is he
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now?
HEGIO
Where I the least, and he the most could wish himself. In consequence, then, I’m cut asunder
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, disjointed, to my sorrow, by the devices of this scoundrel, who has bamboozled me by his tricks just as he has thought fit. But do, please, have a care that you are right.
ARISTOPHONTES
Why, I assure you of this, as an ascertained and established fact.
HEGIO
For certain?
ARISTOPHONTES
Why, nothing, I say, will you find more certain than this certainty.
Philocrates, from when a boy, has ever since that time been my friend.
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HEGIO
But of what appearance is your friend Philocrates?
ARISTOPHONTES
I’ll tell you:
with a thin face, sharp nose, light hair, dark eyes, somewhat ruddy, with hair rather crisp and curling,
HEGIO
The description is like.
TYNDARUS
(aside.)
Aye, so much so, indeed, that I’ve this day, much to my sorrow, got into the midst of this, i’ faith. Woe to those unfortunate rods which this day will be meeting their end upon my back.
HEGIO
I see that I’ve been imposed upon.
TYNDARUS
(aside.)
Why, fetters, do you delay to run towards me and to embrace my legs, that I may have you in custody?
HEGIO
And have these two rascally captives really deceived me this day with their tricks? The other one pretended that he was the servant, and this one that he himself was the master.
I’ve lost the kernel; for a security, I’ve left the shell. To such a degree have they imposed upon me
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, both on this side and that, with their trickeries. Still, this fellow shall never have the laugh against me. Colaphus, Cordalio, Corax
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(to the SLAVES), go you away and bring out the thongs.
655
A SLAVE
Are we to be sent to gather faggots
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?
(The SLAVES go and bring the thongs from the house.)
Captivi. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1912.
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