Poseidon and Hermes
POSEIDON
May I have a word with Zeus, Hermes?
HERMES
Impossible, Poseidon.
POSEIDON
Just tell him I’m here.
HERMES
Don’t bother us, I tell you. It’s not convenient. You can’t see him just now.
POSEIDON
He’s not with Hera, is he?
HERMES
No, it’s something quite different.
POSEIDON
I know what you mean. He’s got Ganymede in there.
HERMES
No, it’s not that either. He’s poorly.
POSEIDON
How come, Hermes? That’s surprising.
HERMES
I’m ashamed to tell you; it’s so awful.
POSEIDON
There’s nothing wrong with telling Uncle Poseidon.
HERMES
He’s just had a baby, uncle.
POSEIDON
Nonsense. How could he? Who’s the father? Was he a man-woman, then, without us knowing? His belly didn’t show he was pregnant.
HERMES
True enough; the child wasn’t there.
POSEIDON
Oh, I’ve got it. He produced it out of his head again, just as he did Athena.
1
He’s got a prolific head.
HERMES
No, it was from his thigh that Semele’s child
2
came.
POSEIDON
Bravo! He’s a fine one for you. Gets pregnant from head to toe. Breeds all over his body. But who is Semele?
HERMES
She’s from Thebes—one of Cadmus’ daughters. He got her into trouble.
POSEIDON
And then had the baby himself, instead of her?
HERMES
Exactly, even if you do think it odd. The fact is that Hera—you know how jealous she is—talked Semele into persuading Zeus to visit her complete with thunder and lightning. He agreed, and came with his thunderbolt too; the roof caught fire, and Semele was burnt up, and he told me to cut open her womb, and bring him the half-formed seven-month child. When I did so, he cut a slit in his own thigh, and slipped it in to finish its growth there; now, two months later, he’s brought it into the world, and he’s ill from the birth-pains.
POSEIDON
Then, where’s the baby now?
HERMES
I took him to Nysa, and gave him to the Nymphs to bring up. His name is Dionysus.
POSEIDON
Is my brother, then, both father and mother of Dionysus?
HERMES
So it seems. But I’ll be off now to bring him water for his wound, and give him the other attentions usual after a confinement.
Dialogi deorum. Lucian of Samosata. Matthew Donald Macleod (Translator). Medford, MA. Perseus 5.0.
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