Lucian of Samosata, Rhetorum praeceptor, Austin Morris Harmon (Translator), 21

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[21] “Let your friends spring to their feet constantly and pay you for their dinners by lending you a hand whenever they perceive that you are about to fall down, and giving you a chance to find what to say next in the intervals afforded by their applause. Of course you must make it your business to have a well-attuned chorus of your own.¹ “There you have what concerns the speaking. Afterwards let them² dance attendance upon you as you go away with your head swathed in your mantle, reviewing what you have said. And if any one accosts you, make marvellous assertions about yourself, be extravagant in your self-praise, and make yourself a nuisance to him.³ ‘What was Demosthenes beside me?’ ‘Perhaps one of the ancients is in the running with me!’ and that sort of thing.

Rhetorum praeceptor. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.

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A Professor of Public Speaking (English) (Lucian, Vol. 4. Harmon, Austin Morris, editor. London: William Heinemann, Ltd.; Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1925 (printing).)

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Ῥητόρων Διδάσκαλος Perseus (Lucian, Vol. 4. Harmon, Austin Morris, editor. London: William Heinemann, Ltd.; Cambridge, MA: Harvard University Press, 1925 (printing).) — 21 focus

[21] οἱ φίλοι δὲ ἀναπηδάτωσαν¹ ἀεὶ καὶ μισθὸν τῶν δείπνων ἀποτινέτωσαν, εἴ ποτε αἴσθοιντό σε καταπεσούμενον, χεῖρα ὀρέγοντες καὶ παρέχοντες εὑρεῖν τὸ λεχθησόμενον ἐν τοῖς μεταξὺ τῶν ἐπαίνων διαλείμμασι· καὶ γὰρ αὖ καὶ τοῦδε μελέτω σοι τὸν χορὸν ἔχειν οἰκεῖον καὶ συνᾴδοντα.

ταῦτα μέν σοι τὰ ἐν τοῖς λόγοις. μετὰ ταῦτα δὲ προϊόντα σε δορυφορείτωσαν ἐγκεκαλυμμένον αὐτὸν καὶ περὶ ὧν ἔφης μεταξὺ διαλαμβάνοντα. καὶ ἤν τις ἐντύχῃ, θαυμάσια περὶ σαυτοῦ λέγε καὶ ὑπερεπαίνει καὶ ἐπαχθὴς γίγνου αὐτῷ. τί γὰρ ὁ Παιανιεὺς πρὸς ἐμὲ; καί, πρὸς ἕνα ἴσως μοι τῶν παλαιῶν ὁ ἀγών καὶ τὰ τοιαῦτα.

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The Rhetorician’s Vade Mecum Perseus (The Works of Lucian of Samosata, Vol. 3. Fowler, Henry Watson and Fowler, Francis George, translators. Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1905.) — 21 focus

[21] Your friends? feet will be loud on the floor, in payment for the dinners you give them; if they observe you in difficulties, they will come to the rescue, and give you a chance, in the relief afforded by rounds of applause, of thinking how to go on. A devoted claque of your own, by the way, ts among your requirements. Its use while you are performing I have given; and as you walk home afterwards, discussing the points you made, you should be absolutely surrounded by them as a bodyguard. If you meet acquaintances on the way, talk very big about yourself, put a good value on your merits, and never mind about their feelings. Ask them, Where is Demosthenes now? Or wonder which of the ancients comes nearest you.

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A Professor of Public Speaking

The word chorus here approaches the sense that it has in Libanius, where it designates the different bands of scholars attached to the various professors at Athens. So Aelian (Var. Hist. 3, 19) says of Aristotle that he gathered about him a chorus of pupils, and set upon Plato. Cf. Plato, Prot. 315 B.

Not simply the friends, but the spectators also. See Lucian’s Zeus.

This is not the orator, but Lucian himself, breaking through the veil of irony and saying what he really thinks. See below.

Lucian of Samosata Rhetorum praeceptor 21

Austin Morris Harmon (Translator)

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