DIOGENES
Do not be alarmed; we shall not come short: I will speak in behalf of all. Even if Philosophy, swayed by his eloquence—for she is naturally kindly and gentle—determines to acquit him, I for my part shall not be found wanting, for I will show him that we do not carry sticks for nothing!
PHILOSOPHY
Not by .any means! Use arguments, rather, for that is better. Butdo notdelay. The water already has been poured in,
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and the jury has its eyes upon you.
FRANKNESS
Let the others
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take seats, Philosophy, and cast their votes with your company, and let Diogenes be the only prosecutor.
PHILOSOPHY
Then are you not afraid they may find you guilty?
FRANKNESS
Not at all. In fact, I wish to win by a larger majority.
PHILOSOPHY
That is handsome of you. Well, then, take your seats, and you, Diogenes, begin your speech.
Piscator. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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