SOCRATES
Aristotle, make haste! Still faster! That’s well; the game is bagged. We have you, villain! you shall soon find out what sort of men you have been insulting. But how are we to punish him, to be sure? Let us invent a complex death for him, such as to satisfy us all; in fact he deserves to die seven times over for each of us.
PHILOSOPHER
I suggest he be crucified.
ANOTHER
Yes, by Heaven; but flogged beforehand.
ANOTHER
Let him have his eyes put out long beforehand
ANOTHER
Let him have that tongue of his cut off, even longer beforehand.
SOCRATES
And you, Empedocles—what do you suggest?
EMPEDOCLES
That he be thrown into my crater,
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so that he may learn not to abuse his betters.
PLATO
Indeed, the best suggestion would have been for him, like another Pentheus or Orpheus, “To find among the crags a riven doom,”
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so that each of us might have gone off with a scrap of him.
Piscator. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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