BUYER
Come here, my good fellow, and tell your buyer what you are like, and first of all whether you are not displeased with being sold and living in slavery?
STOIC
Not at all, for these things are not in our control, and all that is not in our control is immaterial.
BUYER
I don’t understand what you mean by this.
STOIC
What, you do not understand that of such things some are “approved,” and some, to the contrary, “disapproved”’?
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BUYER
Even now I do not understand.
STOIC
Of course not, for you are not familiar with our vocabulary and have not the faculty of forming concepts; but a scholar who has mastered the science of logic knows not only this, but what predicaments and bye-predicaments are, and how they differ from each other.
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BUYER
In the name of wisdom, don’t begrudge telling me at least what predicaments and bye-predicaments are; for I am somehow impressed by the rhythm of the terms.
STOIC
Indeed, I do not begrudge it at all. If a man who is lame dashes his lame foot against a stone and receives an unlooked-for injury, he was already in a predicament, of course, with his lameness, and with his injury he gets into a bye-predicament too.
Vitarum auctio. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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