MICYLLUS
But after you put off the part of Pythagoras what other did you assume?
COCK
Aspasia, the courtesan from Miletus.
MICYLLUS
Whew, what a yarn! So Pythagoras became a woman on top of everything else, and there was once atime when you laid eggs, most distinguished of cocks; when you lived with Pericles in the capacity of Aspasia and had children by him and carded wool and spun yarn and made the most of your sex in courtesan style?
COCK
Yes, I did all that, and I am not the only one: both Tiresias and Caeneus the son of Elatus preecded me, so that all your jokes at my expense will be at their expense too.
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MICYLLUS
How about it? Which life did you find the pleasanter, when you were a man or when Pericles dallied with you?
COCK
Just see what a question you have asked there! Even Tiresias paid dearly for answering it!
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MICYLLUS
Whether you tell me or not, Euripides has settled the business well enough, for he says that he would sooner stand in line of battle thrice over than bear a single child.
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COCK
I'll remind you of that before long, Micyllus, when you are in child-bed; for you too will be a woman again and again in your long cycle of existences.
MICYLLUS
Hang you, cock, do you think everybody hails from Miletus or Samos? They say that while you were Pythagoras and young and handsome you often played Aspasia to the tyrant.
Gallus. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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