Woman: But did not the god come to you?
Carion: after this, then, it is already something ridiculous, indeed.
Carion: I did it. For when he was approaching, very greatly
Carion: I have vomited; for my stomach had been blowing up.
Woman: Surely you were immediately detested on this account.
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Cario: No, but Iasō follows along with us.
Charon: Panacea's face turned red; she turned away.
Charon: Grab her by the nose; for I do not urinate frankincense.
Woman: 'But he himself, then?'
Carion: No, by Zeus, he did not care at all.
Woman: So you say that the god is a boor.
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Carion: By Zeus, not I, but a shit-eater.
Cario: after this I immediately covered myself.
Carion: Having feared, that one [is] in a circle the illnesses
Carion: he walked around looking about everywhere very orderly.
Carion: Then a stone incense-burner for him.
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Carion: he also offered a couple of loaves and a chest.
Carion: By Zeus, certainly not that box!
Woman: And how do you see, you most wretched of bathers?
Woman: "The one whom you say has been covered?"
Carion: through the door!
Charon: For he had not a few coins, by Zeus.
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Carion: First of all, a medicine for Neocleides.
Carion: he tried to make a mess of it, having thrown himself in.
Charon: three heads of Chian garlic. Then I smelled it.
Carion: mixing the pepper in the vinegar
Carion: and also a broad bean; then he rubbed it with vinegar for Sphettios.
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Carion: He terrified him by turning his eyelids inside out, so that
Carion: He would be in more pain. But the one who had shouted and was shouting
Carion: he fled, groaning; and the god, laughing, said:
Carion: Sit down here now, utterly battered,
Carion: So that I may stop you from reminding them about the assemblies.
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Woman: How patriotic and clever this spirit is.
Carion: after this, he sat down beside Pluto,
Carion: and first of all he indeed laid hold of the head,
Carion: Then, taking a half-new cloak,...
Carion: he rubbed his eyelids; but Panacea...
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Carion: hang his head down with a purple cloth.
Charios: and the whole face; then the god looked on.
Carion: So I bought two drachmas from the temple.
Carion: They are of gigantic size.
Carion: but this one, slip under the crimson cloak quietly.
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Carion: They were licking their eyelids, so it seems to me.
Charon: and before you drink ten cups of wine,
Charon: Wealth was standing up looking, mistress.
Carion: But I clapped my two hands from pleasure.
Charon: I woke up the master. And the god immediately
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Carion: He has hidden himself like the snakes into the temple.
Chario: And how do you think those who are lying there beside him are?
Charon: they greeted Wealth and the whole night.
Charon: They have woken up, until the day broke.
Carion: I was praising the god very much indeed,
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Charon: because he made Wealth see quickly,
Carion: but he made Neocleides blind rather.