Euripides: By Zeus, not hippalektryons nor tragelaphs, which you [do].
Euripides: [they write] the things on the Medes' curtains.
Euripides: But as I received the art from you at the very first, immediately
Euripides: swollen with boasting and with heavy words,
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Euripides: 'He first took away her slenderness and her weight.'
Euripides: in epyllia and peripatoi and white teutlia,
Euripides: giving a gruel of bombast from detestable books.
Euripides: Then I raised [them] with monodies—
Dionysus: Mixing with Cephisophon.
Euripides: 'And then I would not have been taken prisoner by whatever happened, nor, having fallen, would I have been slain,'
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Euripides: but the owl would first of all tell me its race immediately
Dionysus: It would have been better for you, by Zeus, than your own.
Euripides: "But after the first lines, not a single word would have been idle."
Euripides: but the woman and the slave were telling me just as much,
Euripides: and the master, and the maiden, and the old woman, too.
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Aeschylus: "Then, indeed"
Aeschylus: Shouldn't you have dared to die over these things?
Euripides: for he did them in a democratic manner.
Dionysus: Leave this alone, oh you there.
Dionysus: For there is no walking around most beautifully, at least regarding this matter.
Euripides: Then I taught these people to chatter—
Aeschylus: 'Would that you had burst in two before you taught!'
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Euripides: the openings of the subtle rules and the cornerings of the verses,
Euripides: to think, to see, to understand, to turn, to love, to contrive,
Euripides: one should even take it in stride, pondering everything—
Euripides: introducing his own things, with which we use, with which we are familiar,
Euripides: from which I would have been refuted; for these men are aware of it.
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Euripides: 'I would have been refuted in my art; but I did not flatter.'
Euripides: having torn away from thinking, he did not terrify them,
Euripides: making swans and Memnonas, bell-clapper-sellers.
Euripides: You will know the students of each of us, both of this man and of me.
Euripides: that is, the one called Phormisios, Megainetos, or the one called Manes,
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Euripides: trumpet-snout-snail-blowers, sarcasm-pine-benders,
Euripides: Alas for me, and Cleitophon and Theramenes the dandy.
Dionysus: Theramenes? A clever man indeed and capable in all things,
Dionysus: whoever might happen to fall into evils and stand nearby,
Dionysus: He has fallen out of the evils, not a Chian but a Ceian.
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