Pisthetaerus: Indeed, I am angry, by Zeus, and a certain plan has already occurred to me,
Pisthetaerus: whom he does not hinder from boasting; come on, boy, bring a crown; let him be anointed.
Pisthetaerus: Let someone quickly bring water in the hand.
Euelpides: Are we about to dine? Or what?
Pisthetaerus: By Zeus, but I have long been seeking a great and loud speech,
465
Pisthetaerus: He will shatter the soul of these people; thus I suffer greatly for you.
Pisthetaerus: whoever you were before, kings —
Chorus: We, kings? Of whom?
Pisthetaerus: Of all things that are, first of all this, and Zeus himself,
Pisthetaerus: You were born before the Titans and even before the elder ones, before Cronus,
Pisthetaerus: and of land.
470
Chorus: By Zeus, I have not farted.
Pisthetaerus: for you were born ignorant and not meddlesome, nor have you trodden upon Aesop,
Pisthetaerus: who used to say, speaking, that the lark was the first bird to be born of all,
Pisthetaerus: first [he took] a land greater than this earth, and then he died of disease, her father:
Pisthetaerus: that there is no land, but that one lies before in five days; but that she is in need
Pisthetaerus: to have buried her father in her head out of helplessness.
475
Euelpides: So now the father of the quail lies dead at Cephale.
Pisthetaerus: But then, if they were first in relation to the earth and first in relation to the gods,
Pisthetaerus: Since they are the very oldest, is the kingship right?
Euelpides: By Apollo! Then in the future you must certainly feed your snout.
Euelpides: Zeus will not soon return the scepter to the woodpecker.
480
Pisthetaerus: But since the gods did not rule over men in ancient times,
Pisthetaerus: But birds, even if you were kings, there are many proofs of this.
Pisthetaerus: Immediately, then, I will first show you the rooster, how he tyrannized.
Pisthetaerus: First of all, he ruled the Persians, Darius and Megabazus,
Pisthetaerus: So it is called the Persian bird from that very beginning.
485
Euelpides: For this reason, then, having [it] now just like the great king, I ride over [it].
Euelpides: alone, standing upright with the birds' turban on my head.
Pisthetaerus: Thus he was strong and great and numerous at that time, so that even now
Pisthetaerus: By the strength of that time then, whenever it only sings at dawn,
Pisthetaerus: They all jump up for the work of the bronze-working potter to saw the dogs.
490
Pisthetaerus: tanners, ball-cleansers, barley-exchangers, lathe-turners, shield-makers;
Pisthetaerus: but those who walk put on their shoes at night.
Euelpides: For that villain lost a cloak because of him, a cloak of Phrygian wool.
Euelpides: for once, having been summoned to the tenth [year], I used to drink in the city,
Euelpides: And just now I was going to sleep, and before the others had dined, this fellow has sung:
495
Euelpides: And I, thinking it was dawn, was marching to Alimounta, and just now I appear.
Euelpides: Outside the wall, a thief is hitting my back with a club;
Euelpides: And I am falling, and I am about to shout, but he has spit on my cloak.