Informer
1410
What are these birds with downy feathers, who look so pitiable to me? Tell me, oh swallow with the long dappled wings.
Pisthetaerus
Oh! it's a regular invasion that threatens us. Here comes another one, humming along.
Informer
1415
Swallow with the long dappled wings, once more I summon you.
Pisthetaerus
It's his cloak I believe he's addressing; it stands in great need of the swallows' return.
Informer
Where is he who gives out wings to all comers?
Pisthetaerus
Here I am, but you must tell me for what purpose you want them.
Informer
1420
Ask no questions. I want wings, and wings I must have.
Pisthetaerus
Do you want to fly straight to
Pellene
?
Informer
I? Why, I am an accuser of the islands, an informer ...
Pisthetaerus
A fine trade, truly!
Informer
... a hatcher of lawsuits. Hence I have great need of wings
1425
to prowl round the cities and drag them before justice.
Pisthetaerus
Would you do this better if you had wings?
Informer
No, but I should no longer fear the pirates; I should return with the cranes, loaded with a supply of lawsuits by way of ballast.
Pisthetaerus
1430
So it seems, despite all your youthful vigor, you make it your trade to denounce strangers?
Informer
Well, and why not? I don't know how to dig.
Pisthetaerus
But, by Zeus! there are
1435
honest ways of gaining a living at your age without all this infamous trickery.
Birds. Aristophanes. ed. Eugene O'Neill, Jr.. New York. 1938.
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