Chorus
Singing.
We forbid the gods, the sons of Zeus, to pass through our city
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and the mortals to send them the smoke of their sacrifices by this road.
Pisthetaerus
It's odd that the messenger
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we sent to the mortals has never returned.
The Herald enters, wearing a golden garland on his head.
Herald
Oh! blessed Pisthetaerus, very wise, very illustrious, very gracious, thrice happy, very ... Come, prompt me, somebody, do
Pisthetaerus
Get to your story!
Herald
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All peoples are filled with admiration for your wisdom, and they award you this golden crown.
Pisthetaerus
I accept it. But tell me, why do the people admire me?
Herald
Oh you, who have founded so illustrious a city in the air, you know not in what esteem men hold you and how many there are who burn with desire to dwell in it.
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Before your city was built, all men had a mania for
Sparta
; long hair and fasting were held in honor, men went dirty like Socrates and carried staves. Now all is changed.
1285
Firstly, as soon as it's dawn, they all spring out of bed together to go and seek their food, the same as you do; then they fly off towards the notices and finally devour the decrees.
1290
The bird-madness is so clear that many actually bear the names of birds. There is a halting victualler, who styles himself the partridge; Menippus calls himself the swallow; Opuntius the one-eyed crow;
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Philocles the lark; Theogenes the fox-goose; Lycurgus the ibis; Chaerephon the bat; Syracosius the magpie; Midias the quail; indeed he looks like a quail that has been hit hard on the head.
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Out of love for the birds they repeat all the songs which concern the swallow, the teal, the goose or the pigeon; in each verse you see wings, or at all events a few feathers. This is what is happening down there.
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Finally, there are more than ten thousand folk who are coming here from earth to ask you for feathers and hooked claws; so, mind you supply yourself with wings for the immigrants.
Pisthetaerus
Ah! by Zeus, there's no time for idling.
To some slaves. Go as quick as possible and fill every hamper,
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every basket you can find with wings. Manes will bring them to me outside the walls, where I will welcome those who present themselves.
Birds. Aristophanes. ed. Eugene O'Neill, Jr.. New York. 1938.
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