CORRECTLY and elegantly did Caecilius write this in his
Changeling:
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The worst of foes are these, of aspect gay (
fronte hilaro),
Gloomy of heart, whom we can neither grasp Nor yet let go.
I chanced to quote these lines in a company of well educated young men, when we were speaking of a man of that kind. Thereupon one of a throng of grammarians who stood there with us, a man of no little repute, said:
What license and boldness Caecilius showed here in saying,
fronte hilaro and not
fronte hilara, and in not shrinking from so dreadful a solecism.
Nay,
said I,
it is rather we who are as bold and free as possible in improperly and ignorantly failing to use
frons in the masculine gender, when both the principle of regularity which is called analogy
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and the authority of earlier writers indicate that we ought to say, not
hanc frontem, but
hunc frontem. Indeed, Marcus Cato in the first book of his
Origins wrote as follows:
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'On the following day in open combat, with straight front (
aequo fronte) we fought with the enemy's legions with foot, horse and wings.' Also Cato again says
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recto fronte in the same book.
But that half-educated grammarian said:
Away with your authorities, which I think you may perhaps have, but give me a reason, which you do not have.
Then I, somewhat irritated by those words of his, as was natural at my time of life:
Listen,
said I,
my dear sir, to a reason that may be false, but which you cannot prove to be false. All words,
said I,
ending in the three letters in which
frons ends are of the masculine gender, if they end in the same syllable in the genitive case also, as
mons, fons, pons, frons.
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But he replied with a laugh:
Hear, young scholar, several other similar words which are not of the masculine gender.
Then all begged him at once to name just one. But when the man was screwing up his face, could not open his lips, and changed colour, then I broke in, saying:
Go now and take thirty days to hunt one up; when you have found it, meet us again.
And thus we sent off this worthless fellow to hunt up a word with which to break down the rule which I had made.