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(Enter ACROTELEUTIUM, MILPHIDIPPA, and PLEUSICLES from the house of PERIPLECOMENUS.)
ACROTELEUTIUM
Follow me; at the same time look around, that there may be no overlooker.
Follow me; at the same time look around, that there may be no overlooker.
MILPHIDIPPA
Faith, I see no one, only him whom we want to meet.
Faith, I see no one, only him whom we want to meet.
PALAESTRIO
Just as I want you.
Just as I want you.
MILPHIDIPPA
How do you do, our master-plotter?
How do you do, our master-plotter?
PALAESTRIO
I, the master-plotter? Nonsense.
I, the master-plotter? Nonsense.
MILPHIDIPPA
How so?
How so?
PALAESTRIO
Because, in comparison with yourself, I am not worthy to fix a beam in a wall.
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Because, in comparison with yourself, I am not worthy to fix a beam in a wall.
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ACROTELEUTIUM
Aye, indeed so.
Aye, indeed so.
PALAESTRIO
She’s a very fluent and a very clever hand at mischief. How charmingly she did polish off the Captain.
She’s a very fluent and a very clever hand at mischief. How charmingly she did polish off the Captain.
MILPHIDIPPA
But still, not enough.
But still, not enough.
PALAESTRIO
Be of good courage all the business is now prospering under our hands. Only do you, as you have begun, still give a helping hand;
for the Captain himself has gone in-doors, to entreat his mistress to leave his house, with her mother and sister, for
Athens
.
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Be of good courage all the business is now prospering under our hands. Only do you, as you have begun, still give a helping hand;
for the Captain himself has gone in-doors, to entreat his mistress to leave his house, with her mother and sister, for
Athens
.
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PLEUSICLES
Very good—well done.
Very good—well done.
PALAESTRIO
Besides, all the gold trinkets and apparel which he himself has provided for the damsel, he gives her to keep as a present for herself—so have I recommended him.
Besides, all the gold trinkets and apparel which he himself has provided for the damsel, he gives her to keep as a present for herself—so have I recommended him.
PLEUSICLES
Really, it’s easily done, if both she wishes it, and he desires it as well.
Really, it’s easily done, if both she wishes it, and he desires it as well.
PALAESTRIO
Don’t you know that when, from a deep well, you have ascended up to the top, there is the greatest danger lest you should thence fall back again from the top. This affair is now being carried on at the top of the well. If the Captain should have a suspicion of it, nothing whatever of his will be able to be carried off. Now, most especially, we have need of clever contrivances.
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Don’t you know that when, from a deep well, you have ascended up to the top, there is the greatest danger lest you should thence fall back again from the top. This affair is now being carried on at the top of the well. If the Captain should have a suspicion of it, nothing whatever of his will be able to be carried off. Now, most especially, we have need of clever contrivances.
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PLEUSICLES
I see that there is material enough at home for that purpose—
three women, yourself the fourth, I am the fifth, the old gentleman the sixth.
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I see that there is material enough at home for that purpose—
three women, yourself the fourth, I am the fifth, the old gentleman the sixth.
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PALAESTRIO
What an edifice of stratagems has been erected by us! I know for certain. that any town seems as though it could be taken by these plans: only do you lend your assistance.
What an edifice of stratagems has been erected by us! I know for certain. that any town seems as though it could be taken by these plans: only do you lend your assistance.
ACROTELEUTIUM
For that purpose are we come to you, to see if you wish for anything.
For that purpose are we come to you, to see if you wish for anything.
PALAESTRIO
You do what’s à propos. Now to you do I assign this department
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.
You do what’s à propos. Now to you do I assign this department
1
.
ACROTELEUTIUM
General, you shall assign me whatever you please, so far as I am capable.
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General, you shall assign me whatever you please, so far as I am capable.
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PALAESTRIO
I wish this Captain to be played off cleverly and adroitly.
I wish this Captain to be played off cleverly and adroitly.
ACROTELEUTIUM
I’ faith, you’re assigning me what’s a pleasure to me.
I’ faith, you’re assigning me what’s a pleasure to me.
PALAESTRIO
But do you understand how?
But do you understand how?
ACROTELEUTIUM
You mean that I must pretend that I am distracted with love for him.
You mean that I must pretend that I am distracted with love for him.
PALAESTRIO
Right—you have it.
Right—you have it.
ACROTELEUTIUM
And as though by reason of that love I had foregone
2
my present marriage, longing for a match with him.
And as though by reason of that love I had foregone
2
my present marriage, longing for a match with him.
PALAESTRIO
Everything exactly in its due order; except only this one point; you must say that this house
(pointing to the house of PERIPLECOMENUS) was your marriage-portion; that the old man had departed hence from you after you had carried out the divorce, lest he should be afraid just now to come here into the house of another man.
Everything exactly in its due order; except only this one point; you must say that this house
(pointing to the house of PERIPLECOMENUS) was your marriage-portion; that the old man had departed hence from you after you had carried out the divorce, lest he should be afraid just now to come here into the house of another man.
ACROTELEUTIUM
You advise me well.
You advise me well.
PALAESTRIO
But when he comes out from in-doors, I wish you—standing at a distance there—
so to make pretence, as though in comparison with his beauty you despised your own, and as though you were struck with awe at his opulent circumstances; at the same time, too, praise the comeliness of his person, the beauty of his face. Are you tutored enough?
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But when he comes out from in-doors, I wish you—standing at a distance there—
so to make pretence, as though in comparison with his beauty you despised your own, and as though you were struck with awe at his opulent circumstances; at the same time, too, praise the comeliness of his person, the beauty of his face. Are you tutored enough?
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ACROTELEUTIUM
I understand it all. Is it enough that I give you my work so nicely finished off that you cannot find a fault with it.
I understand it all. Is it enough that I give you my work so nicely finished off that you cannot find a fault with it.
PALAESTRIO
I’m content. Now
(addressing PLEUSICLES), in your turn, learn what charge I shall give to you. So soon as this shall be done, when she shall have gone in, then do you immediately take care to come here dressed in the garb of a master of a ship. Have on a broad-brimmed hat
3
of iron-grey, a woollen shade
4
before your eyes; have on an iron-grey cloak
5
(for that is the seaman’s colour);
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have it fastened over the left shoulder, your right arm projecting out
6
,
your clothes some way well girded up, pretend as though you are some master of a ship. And all these requisites are at the house of this old gentleman, for he keeps fishermen.
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I’m content. Now
(addressing PLEUSICLES), in your turn, learn what charge I shall give to you. So soon as this shall be done, when she shall have gone in, then do you immediately take care to come here dressed in the garb of a master of a ship. Have on a broad-brimmed hat
3
of iron-grey, a woollen shade
4
before your eyes; have on an iron-grey cloak
5
(for that is the seaman’s colour);
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have it fastened over the left shoulder, your right arm projecting out
6
,
your clothes some way well girded up, pretend as though you are some master of a ship. And all these requisites are at the house of this old gentleman, for he keeps fishermen.
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PLEUSICLES
Well, when I’m dressed out, why don’t you tell me what I’m to do then?
Well, when I’m dressed out, why don’t you tell me what I’m to do then?
PALAESTRIO
Come here, and, in the name of her mother, bring word to Philocomasium, that, if she would return to
Athens
, she must go with you to the harbour directly, and that she must order it to be carried down to the ship if she wishes anything to be put on board; that if she doesn’t go, you must weigh anchor, for the wind is favourable.
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Come here, and, in the name of her mother, bring word to Philocomasium, that, if she would return to
Athens
, she must go with you to the harbour directly, and that she must order it to be carried down to the ship if she wishes anything to be put on board; that if she doesn’t go, you must weigh anchor, for the wind is favourable.
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PLEUSICLES
I like your plan much: do proceed.
I like your plan much: do proceed.
PALAESTRIO
The Captain will at once advise her to go speedily that she may not delay her mother.
The Captain will at once advise her to go speedily that she may not delay her mother.
PLEUSICLES
Every way you are clever.
Every way you are clever.
PALAESTRIO
I shall tell him that she asks for me as a helper to carry her baggage down to the harbour. I shall go, and, understand you, I shall immediately be off with you straight to
Athens
.
I shall tell him that she asks for me as a helper to carry her baggage down to the harbour. I shall go, and, understand you, I shall immediately be off with you straight to
Athens
.
PLEUSICLES
And when you have reached there, I’ll never let you be ashore three days before you’re free.
And when you have reached there, I’ll never let you be ashore three days before you’re free.
PALAESTRIO
Be off speedily and equip yourself.
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Be off speedily and equip yourself.
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PLEUSICLES
Is there anything besides?
Is there anything besides?
PALAESTRIO
Only to remember all this.
Only to remember all this.
PLEUSICLES
I’m off.
(Exit.)
I’m off.
PALAESTRIO
And do you
(to ACROTELEUTIUM and MILPHIDIPPA) be off hence in-doors this instant, for I’m quite sure that he’ll just now be coming out hence from in-doors.
And do you
(to ACROTELEUTIUM and MILPHIDIPPA) be off hence in-doors this instant, for I’m quite sure that he’ll just now be coming out hence from in-doors.
ACROTELEUTIUM
With us your command is as good as law.
With us your command is as good as law.
PALAESTRIO
Come, then, begone. But see, the door opens opportunely.
(The women go into the house of PERIPLECOMENUS.)
Come, then, begone. But see, the door opens opportunely.
Miles Gloriosus. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1912.
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