OLYMPIO
(to the COOK.)
See, you thief, that you lead on your briars beneath their banners
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.
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A COOK
But how are they briars?
OLYMPIO
Because that which they have touched, they instantly seize hold of; if you go to snatch it from them, they instantly rend it; so, wherever they come, wherever they are, with a twofold loss
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do they mulct their masters.
A COOK
Heyday, indeed!
OLYMPIO
Well, well! This way I’m delaying to go meet my master with a magnificent, patrician, and patronizing air.
(He struts along.)
STALINO
My good man, save you.
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OLYMPIO
I admit that so I am
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.
STALINO
How goes it?
OLYMPIO
You are in love, but I’m hungering and thirsting.
STALINO
You have come capitally provided.
OLYMPIO
Pooh! pooh!
(Goes towards the door.)
STALINO
But stop you, although you do hold me in contempt—
OLYMPIO
O dear, O dear! your converse has a bad smell to me.
(Moving away.)
STALINO
What’s the matter?
OLYMPIO
(pointing to the baskets of provisions.)
That’s the matter.
STALINO
Will you not stop there?
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OLYMPIO
STALINO
I shall be giving you a grand
coup
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, I fancy, if you don’t stand still forthwith.
(Catches hold of him.)
OLYMPIO
O mon Dieu
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! Can’t you get away from me, unless you would like me to be sick just now?
STALINO
Do stop a bit.
OLYMPIO
How’s this?
(Staring at him.) What person’s this?
STALINO
I’m your master.
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OLYMPIO
What master?
STALINO
He whose slave you are.
OLYMPIO
I, a slave?
STALINO
Aye, and mine.
OLYMPIO
Am I not a free man? Remember! remember!
STALINO
Stop and stay you there!
(Catches hold of him.)
OLYMPIO
Let me alone.
STALINO
I am your slave.
OLYMPIO
That’s very good.
STALINO
My dear little Olympio, my father, my patron, I do beg of you—
OLYMPIO
Well, you certainly are in your senses.
STALINO
Of course I am your slave.
OLYMPIO
What need have I of so worthless a slave?
STALINO
Well now, how soon are you going to provide me some amusement
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?
OLYMPIO
If the dinner were but drest.
STALINO
Then let them be off this instant in-doors.
(To the COOK and his ASSISTANTS.)
Go you into the house and despatch with all haste.
(The COOK and his ASSISTANTS go into the house.)
OLYMPIO
Is there anything that detains you here?
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STALINO
The servant-maid says that Casina has got a sword in-doors, to deprive you and me of life with it.
OLYMPIO
I understand it. Just let her alone with it. They are imposing on you: I know these worthless baggages. However, do you now go into the house with me.
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STALINO
But, i’ faith, I’m fearful of mischief:
only do you go. Reconnoitre, first, what’s going on within.
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OLYMPIO
My life’s as dear to me as yours is to you.
STALINO
But only do go now.
OLYMPIO
If you’ll go yourself, I’ll go in with you.
(They go into the house.)
Casina. Plautus. Henry Thomas Riley (Translator). London. 1913.
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