Platonists
Platonists first!
Pythagoreans
No, no; Pythagoreans first; our master is senior.
Stoics
Rubbish! the Porch is the best.
Peripatetics
Now, now, this is a question of money; Peripatetics first there!
Epicureans
Hand over those cakes and fig-squares; as to the money, Epicureans will not mind waiting till the last.
Academics
Where are the two talents? none can touch the Academy at a wrangle; we will soon show you that.
Stoics
Not if we know it.
Piscator. Lucian. Henry Watson Fowler (Translator), Francis George Fowler (Translator). Medford, MA, USA. 2023-08-01.
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Funding provided by National Endowment for the Humanities.