CHARON
Tell me:
Who is the burly man yonder, the hero so tall and so handsome,
Towering over the throng by a head and a broadpair of shoulders?
Parody on Iliad3, 226 (Ajax).
HERMES
That is Milo, the athlete from Croton. The Greeks are clapping their hands at him because he has lifted the bull and is carrying him through the centre of the stadium.
CHARON
How much more fitting it would be, Hermes, if they should applaud me; for in a little while I shall seize Milo himself and heave him aboard the boat, when he comes to us after getting thrown by Death, the most invincible of all antagonists, without even knowing how he was tripped! Then we shall hear him wail, depend upon it, when he remembers these crowns of victory and this applause; but now he thinks highly of himself because of the admiration he is winning for carrying the bull. What! Are we to think that he expects to die some day?
HERMES
Why should he think of death now, when he is so young and strong?
CHARON
Never mind him; he will give us food for laughter before long when he makes his voyage and is no longer able to lift a mosquito, let alone a bull!
Contemplantes. Lucian of Samosata. Austin Morris Harmon (Translator). United States. Perseus 5.0.
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