Menippus
Dream, my good man? I am just come straight from Zeus. Dream, indeed!
Friend
How? What? Our Menippus a literal godsend from Heaven?
Menippus
Tis even so; from very Zeus I come this day, eyes and ears yet full of wonders. Oh, doubt, if you will. That my fortune should pass belief makes it only the more gratifying.
Friend
Nay, my worshipful Olympian, how should I, ‘a man begotten, treading this poor earth,’ doubt him who transcends the clouds, a ‘denizen of Heaven,’ as Homer says? But vouchsafe to tell me how you were uplifted, and where you got your mighty tall ladder. There is hardly enough of Ganymede in your looks to suggest that you were carried off by the eagle for a cupbearer.
Menippus
I see you are bent on making a jest of it. Well, it is extraordinary; you could not be expected to see that it is not aromance. The fact is, I needed neither ladder nor amorous eagle; I had wings of my own.
Friend
Stranger and stranger! this beats Daedalus. What, you turned into a hawk or a crow on the sly?
Menippus
Now that is not a bad shot; it was Daedalus’s wing trick that I tried.
Icaromenippus. Lucian. Henry Watson Fowler (Translator), Francis George Fowler (Translator). Medford, MA, USA. 2023-08-01.
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