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Carion: Who is knocking on the door? What was that?
Cario: No one seems to [be here]; but, by the gods, the little door!
Charon: she is weeping as if she were making a sound.
Hermes: I am telling you this,
Hermes: Charon, wait.
1100
Charon: tell me this,
Carion: Are you knocking on the door so hard like this?
Hermes: By Zeus, but I was about to; then you opened me, having arrived first.
Hermes: But run quickly and call out the master,
Hermes: "Then the wife and the children,"
Hermes: "Then the servants, then the dog,"
1105
Hermes: Then yourself, then the sow.
Carion: "Tell me,"
Charon: What is it?
Hermes: Zeus, you wretch, wants to do this.
Hermes: having stirred you all together into a single pot.
Hermes: to throw all of them into the abyss.
Charon: The tongue of this herald is being cut out.
1110
Charon: But why, pray, is he plotting to do these things?
Charon: Us?
Hermes: for most cleverly of all things
Hermes: You have worked. For since you began to see from the beginning
Hermes: Wealth, no one [offers] frankincense, no [one offers] bay,
Hermes: not a piece of meat, not a sacrifice, not even a single one.
1115
Hermes: they still sacrifice to the gods on our behalf.
Charon: by Zeus, not at all.
Carion: Let him sacrifice, for he cared for us badly at that time.
Hermes: and of the other gods I care less,
Hermes: But I am ruined and worn out.
Carion: You are being sensible.
Hermes: for previously I had [it] at the wine-sellers'.
1120
Hermes: All good things at once from dawn, a wine-jar of honey.
Hermes: figs, as many as Hermes is wont to eat;
Hermes: But now, while I am hungry, I am resting as I go up.
Charon: Not justly, since you were causing damage.
Charon: sometimes having such good things?
1125
Hermes: Alas, wretched me,
Hermes: Alas for the pancake of the four-sided loaf that has been sliced.
Carion: you long for the one who is not present and you call him in vain.
Hermes: Alas for the leg I was eating!
Carion: I will fart right here in the courtyard.
Hermes: of the hot entrails which I was eating.
1130
Charon: It seems to me that pain is turning your entrails around.
Hermes: Alas! a cup mixed equal to equal.
Carion: Having drunk this, you would not catch up while running.
Hermes: Would you have been helpful to your own friend?
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Πλοῦτος Perseus (Aristophanes. Aristophanis Comoediae, Vol. 2. Hall, F. W. and Geldart, William M., editors. Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1907.) — 1097 focus
Καρίων
τίς ἔσθʼ ὁ κόπτων τὴν θύραν; τουτὶ τί ἦν;
οὐδεὶς ἔοικεν· ἀλλὰ δῆτα τὸ θύριον
φθεγγόμενον ἄλλως κλαυσιᾷ.
τίς ἔσθʼ ὁ κόπτων τὴν θύραν; τουτὶ τί ἦν;
οὐδεὶς ἔοικεν· ἀλλὰ δῆτα τὸ θύριον
φθεγγόμενον ἄλλως κλαυσιᾷ.
Ἑρμῆς
σέ τοι λέγω,
ὁ Καρίων, ἀνάμεινον.
1100
σέ τοι λέγω,
ὁ Καρίων, ἀνάμεινον.
1100
Καρίων
οὗτος εἰπέ μοι,
σὺ τὴν θύραν ἔκοπτες οὑτωσὶ σφόδρα;
οὗτος εἰπέ μοι,
σὺ τὴν θύραν ἔκοπτες οὑτωσὶ σφόδρα;
Ἑρμῆς
μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἔμελλον· εἶτʼ ἀνέῳξάς με φθάσας.
ἀλλʼ ἐκκάλει τὸν δεσπότην τρέχων ταχύ,
ἒπειτα τὴν γυναῖκα καὶ τὰ παιδία,
ἔπειτα τοὺς θεράποντας, εἶτα τὴν κύνα,
1105
ἔπειτα σαυτόν, εἶτα τὴν ὗν.
μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἔμελλον· εἶτʼ ἀνέῳξάς με φθάσας.
ἀλλʼ ἐκκάλει τὸν δεσπότην τρέχων ταχύ,
ἒπειτα τὴν γυναῖκα καὶ τὰ παιδία,
ἔπειτα τοὺς θεράποντας, εἶτα τὴν κύνα,
1105
ἔπειτα σαυτόν, εἶτα τὴν ὗν.
Καρίων
εἰπέ μοι,
τί δʼ ἔστιν;
εἰπέ μοι,
τί δʼ ἔστιν;
Ἑρμῆς
ὁ Ζεὺς ὦ πόνηρε βούλεται
ἐς ταὐτὸν ὑμᾶς συγκυκήσας τρύβλιον
ἁπαξάπαντας ἐς τὸ βάραθρον ἐμβαλεῖν.
ὁ Ζεὺς ὦ πόνηρε βούλεται
ἐς ταὐτὸν ὑμᾶς συγκυκήσας τρύβλιον
ἁπαξάπαντας ἐς τὸ βάραθρον ἐμβαλεῖν.
Καρίων
ἡ γλῶττα τῷ κήρυκι τούτων τέμνεται.
1110
ἀτὰρ διὰ τί δὴ ταῦτʼ ἐπιβουλεύει ποιεῖν
ἡμᾶς;
ἡ γλῶττα τῷ κήρυκι τούτων τέμνεται.
1110
ἀτὰρ διὰ τί δὴ ταῦτʼ ἐπιβουλεύει ποιεῖν
ἡμᾶς;
Ἑρμῆς
ὁτιὴ δεινότατα πάντων πραγμάτων
εἴργασθʼ. ἀφʼ οὗ γὰρ ἤρξατʼ ἐξ ἀρχῆς βλέπειν
ὁ Πλοῦτος, οὐδεὶς οὐ λιβανωτόν, οὐ δάφνην,
οὐ ψαιστόν, οὐχ ἱερεῖον, οὐκ ἄλλʼ οὐδὲ ἓν
1115
ἡμῖν ἔτι θύει τοῖς θεοῖς.
ὁτιὴ δεινότατα πάντων πραγμάτων
εἴργασθʼ. ἀφʼ οὗ γὰρ ἤρξατʼ ἐξ ἀρχῆς βλέπειν
ὁ Πλοῦτος, οὐδεὶς οὐ λιβανωτόν, οὐ δάφνην,
οὐ ψαιστόν, οὐχ ἱερεῖον, οὐκ ἄλλʼ οὐδὲ ἓν
1115
ἡμῖν ἔτι θύει τοῖς θεοῖς.
Καρίων
μὰ Δίʼ οὐδέ γε
θύσει. κακῶς γὰρ ἐπεμελεῖσθʼ ἡμῶν τότε.
μὰ Δίʼ οὐδέ γε
θύσει. κακῶς γὰρ ἐπεμελεῖσθʼ ἡμῶν τότε.
Ἑρμῆς
καὶ τῶν μὲν ἄλλων μοι θεῶν ἧττον μέλει,
ἐγὼ δʼ ἀπόλωλα κἀπιτέτριμμαι.
καὶ τῶν μὲν ἄλλων μοι θεῶν ἧττον μέλει,
ἐγὼ δʼ ἀπόλωλα κἀπιτέτριμμαι.
Καρίων
σωφρονεῖς.
σωφρονεῖς.
Ἑρμῆς
πρότερον γὰρ εἶχον μὲν παρὰ ταῖς καπηλίσιν
1120
πάντʼ ἀγάθʼ ἕωθεν εὐθύς, οἰνοῦτταν μέλι
ἰσχάδας, ὅσʼ εἰκός ἐστιν Ἑρμῆν ἐσθίειν·
νυνὶ δὲ πεινῶν ἀναβάδην ἀναπαύομαι.
πρότερον γὰρ εἶχον μὲν παρὰ ταῖς καπηλίσιν
1120
πάντʼ ἀγάθʼ ἕωθεν εὐθύς, οἰνοῦτταν μέλι
ἰσχάδας, ὅσʼ εἰκός ἐστιν Ἑρμῆν ἐσθίειν·
νυνὶ δὲ πεινῶν ἀναβάδην ἀναπαύομαι.
Καρίων
οὔκουν δικαίως, ὅστις ἐποίεις ζημίαν
ἐνίοτε τοιαῦτʼ ἀγάθʼ ἔχων;
1125
οὔκουν δικαίως, ὅστις ἐποίεις ζημίαν
ἐνίοτε τοιαῦτʼ ἀγάθʼ ἔχων;
1125
Ἑρμῆς
οἴμοι τάλας,
οἴμοι πλακοῦντος τοῦ νʼ τετράδι πεπεμμένου.
οἴμοι τάλας,
οἴμοι πλακοῦντος τοῦ νʼ τετράδι πεπεμμένου.
Καρίων
ποθεῖς τὸν οὐ παρόντα καὶ μάτην καλεῖς.
ποθεῖς τὸν οὐ παρόντα καὶ μάτην καλεῖς.
Ἑρμῆς
οἴμοι δὲ κωλῆς ἣν ἐγὼ κατήσθιον.
οἴμοι δὲ κωλῆς ἣν ἐγὼ κατήσθιον.
Καρίων
ἀσκωλίαζʼ ἐνταῦθα πρὸς τὴν αἰθρίαν.
ἀσκωλίαζʼ ἐνταῦθα πρὸς τὴν αἰθρίαν.
Ἑρμῆς
σπλάγχνων τε θερμῶν ὧν ἐγὼ κατήσθιον.
1130
σπλάγχνων τε θερμῶν ὧν ἐγὼ κατήσθιον.
1130
Καρίων
ὀδύνη σε περὶ τὰ σπλάγχνʼ ἔοικέ τι στρέφειν.
ὀδύνη σε περὶ τὰ σπλάγχνʼ ἔοικέ τι στρέφειν.
Ἑρμῆς
οἴμοι δὲ κύλικος ἴσον ἴσῳ κεκραμένης.
οἴμοι δὲ κύλικος ἴσον ἴσῳ κεκραμένης.
Καρίων
ταύτην ἐπιπιὼν ἀποτρέχων οὐκ ἂν φθάνοις.
ταύτην ἐπιπιὼν ἀποτρέχων οὐκ ἂν φθάνοις.
Ἑρμῆς
ἆρʼ ὠφελήσαις ἄν τι τὸν σαυτοῦ φίλον;
ἆρʼ ὠφελήσαις ἄν τι τὸν σαυτοῦ φίλον;
Translations (1)
Wealth (OCR draft) Experimental (English (Anonymous; 1938 compilation). Migrated from Perseus legacy XML; source wording and notes retained. See TEI header and migration inventory.) — 1097 focus
He follows them in.
Interlude of dancing by the Chorus.
Hermes enters and begins knocking on the door.
He farts.
Cario
opening the door
Who is knocking at the door? Halloa! I see no one; it was then by chance it gave forth that plaintive tone.
Who is knocking at the door? Halloa! I see no one; it was then by chance it gave forth that plaintive tone.
Hermes
To Cario, who is about to close the door
1100
Cario! stop!
1100
Cario! stop!
Cario
Eh! friend, was it you who knocked so loudly? Tell me.
Eh! friend, was it you who knocked so loudly? Tell me.
Hermes
No, I was going to knock and you forestalled me by opening. Come, call your master quick, then his wife and his children,
1105
then his slave and his dog, then yourself and his pig.
No, I was going to knock and you forestalled me by opening. Come, call your master quick, then his wife and his children,
1105
then his slave and his dog, then yourself and his pig.
Cario
And what's it all about?
And what's it all about?
Hermes
It's about this, rascal! Zeus wants to serve you all with the same sauce and hurl the lot of you into the Barathrum.
It's about this, rascal! Zeus wants to serve you all with the same sauce and hurl the lot of you into the Barathrum.
Cario
aside
1110
Have a care for your tongue, you bearer of ill tidings!
To Hermes But why does he want to treat us in that scurvy fashion?
1110
Have a care for your tongue, you bearer of ill tidings!
To Hermes But why does he want to treat us in that scurvy fashion?
Hermes
Because you have committed the most dreadful crime. Since Plutus has recovered his sight, there is nothing for us other gods, neither incense, nor laurels,
1115
nor cakes, nor victims, nor anything in the world.
Because you have committed the most dreadful crime. Since Plutus has recovered his sight, there is nothing for us other gods, neither incense, nor laurels,
1115
nor cakes, nor victims, nor anything in the world.
Cario
And you will never be offered anything more; you governed us too ill.
And you will never be offered anything more; you governed us too ill.
Hermes
I care nothing at all about the other gods, but it's myself. I tell you I am dying of hunger.
I care nothing at all about the other gods, but it's myself. I tell you I am dying of hunger.
Cario
That's reasoning like a wise fellow.
That's reasoning like a wise fellow.
Hermes
1120
Formerly, from earliest dawn, I was offered all sorts of good things in the wine-shops, —wine-cakes, honey, dried figs, in short, dishes worthy of Hermes. Now, I lie the livelong day on my back, with my legs in the air, famishing.
1120
Formerly, from earliest dawn, I was offered all sorts of good things in the wine-shops, —wine-cakes, honey, dried figs, in short, dishes worthy of Hermes. Now, I lie the livelong day on my back, with my legs in the air, famishing.
Cario
And quite right too, for you
1125
often had them punished who treated you so well.
And quite right too, for you
1125
often had them punished who treated you so well.
Hermes
Ah! the lovely cake they used to knead for me on the fourth of the month!
Ah! the lovely cake they used to knead for me on the fourth of the month!
Cario
You recall it vainly; your regrets are useless!
You recall it vainly; your regrets are useless!
Hermes
Ah! the ham I was wont to devour!
Ah! the ham I was wont to devour!
Cario
Well then! make use of your legs and hop on one leg upon the wineskin, to while away the time.
Well then! make use of your legs and hop on one leg upon the wineskin, to while away the time.
Hermes
1130
Oh! the grilled entrails I used to swallow down!
1130
Oh! the grilled entrails I used to swallow down!
Cario
Your own have got the colic, I think.
Your own have got the colic, I think.
Hermes
Oh! the delicious tipple, half-wine, half-water!
Oh! the delicious tipple, half-wine, half-water!
Cario
Here, take this and be off.
He farts.
Here, take this and be off.
Hermes
in tragic style
Would you render service to the friend that loves you?
Would you render service to the friend that loves you?