Thesmophoriazusae. Aristophanes. . 2026-09-08.
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Editions (1)
Θεσμοφοριάζουσαι Perseus (Aristophanes. Aristophanis Comoediae, Vol. 2. Hall, F. W. and Geldart, William M., editors. Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1907.) — 466 focus
Μνησίλοχος
τὸ μὲν ὦ γυναῖκες ὀξυθυμεῖσθαι σφόδρα
Εὐριπίδῃ, τοιαῦτʼ ἀκουούσας κακά,
οὐ θαυμάσιόν ἐστʼ, οὐδʼ ἐπιζεῖν τὴν χολήν.
καὐτὴ γὰρ ἔγωγʼ, οὕτως ὀναίμην τῶν τέκνων,
μισῶ τὸν ἄνδρʼ ἐκεῖνον, εἰ μὴ μαίνομαι.
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ὅμως δʼ ἐν ἀλλήλαισι χρὴ δοῦναι λόγον·
αὐταὶ γάρ ἐσμεν, κοὐδεμίʼ ἔκφορος λόγου.
τί ταῦτʼ ἔχουσαι ʼκεῖνον αἰτιώμεθα
βαρέως τε φέρομεν, εἰ δύʼ ἡμῶν ἢ τρία
κακὰ ξυνειδὼς εἶπε δρώσας μυρία;
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ἐγὼ γὰρ αὐτὴ πρῶτον, ἵνα μἄλλην λέγω,
ξύνοιδʼ ἐμαυτῇ πολλὰ
δείνʼ· ἐκεῖνο δʼ οὖν
δεινότατον, ὅτε νύμφη μὲν ἦν τρεῖς ἡμέρας,
ὁ δʼ ἀνὴρ παρʼ ἐμοὶ καθηῦδεν· ἦν δέ μοι φίλος,
ὅσπερ με διεκόρησεν οὖσαν ἑπτέτιν.
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οὖτος πόθῳ μου ʼκνυεν ἐλθὼν τὴν θύραν·
κᾆτʼ εὐφὺς ἔγνων· εἶτα καταβαίνω λάθρᾳ.
ὁ δʼ ἀνὴρ ἐρωτᾷ
ποῖ σὺ καταβαίνεις;
ὅποι;
στρόφος μʼ ἔχει τὴν γαστέρ ὦνερ κὠδύνη·
ἐς τὸν κοπρῶνʼ οὖν ἔρχομαι.
βάδιζέ νυν·
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κᾆθʼ ὁ μὲν ἔτριβε κεδρίδας ἄννηθον σφάκον·
ἐγὼ δὲ καταχέασα τοῦ στροφέως ὕδωρ
ἐξῆλθον ὡς τὸν μοιχόν· εἶτʼ ἠρειδόμην
παρὰ τὸν Ἀγυιᾶ κύβδʼ ἐχομένη τῆς δάφνης.
ταῦτʼ οὐδεπώποτʼ εἶφʼ, ὁρᾶτʼ, Εὐριπίδης·
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οὐδʼ ὡς ὑπὸ τῶν δούλων τε κὠρεωκόμων
σποδούμεθʼ, ἢν μὴ ʼχωμεν ἕτερον, οὐ λέγει·
οὐδʼ ὡς ὅταν μάλισθʼ ὑπό του ληκώμεθα
τὴν νύχθʼ, ἕωθεν σκόροδα διαμασώμεθα,
ἵνʼ ὀσφρόμενος ἁνὴρ ἀπὸ τείχους εἰσιὼν
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μηδὲν κακὸν δρᾶν ὑποτοπῆται. ταῦθʼ, ὁρᾷς,
οὐπώποτʼ εἶπεν. εἰ δὲ Φαίδραν λοιδορεῖ,
ἡμῖν τί τοῦτʼ ἔστʼ; οὐδʼ ἐκεῖνʼ εἴρηκέ πω,
ὡς ἡ γυνὴ δεικνῦσα τἀνδρὶ τοὔγκυκλον
†ὑπʼ αὐγὰς † οἷόν ἐστιν, ἐγκεκαλυμμένον
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τὸν μοιχὸν ἐξέπεμψεν, οὐκ εἴρηκέ πω.
ἑτέραν δʼ ἐγᾦδʼ ἣ ʼφασκεν ὠδίνειν γυνὴ
δέχʼ ἡμέρας, ἔως ἐπρίατο παιδίον·
ὁ δʼ ἀνὴρ περιέτρεχʼ ὠκυτόκιʼ ὠνούμενος·
τὸ δʼ εἰσέφερε γραῦς ἐν χύτρᾳ τὸ παιδίον,
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ἵνα μὴ βό η, κηρίῳ βεβυσμένον·
εἶθʼ ὡς ἔνευσεν ἡ φέρουσʼ, εὐθὺς βοᾷ,
ἄπελθʼ ἄπελθʼ, ἤδη γὰρ ὦνέρ μοι δοκῶ
τέξειν. τὸ γὰρ ἦτρον τῆς χύτρας ἐλάκτισεν·
χὠ μὲν γεγηθὼς ἔτρεχεν, ἡ δʼ ἐξέσπασεν
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ἐκ τοῦ στόματος τοῦ παιδίου, τὸ δʼ ἀνέκραγεν.
εἶθʼ ἡ μιαρὰ γραῦς, ἣ ʼφερεν τὸ παιδίον,
θεῖ μειδιῶσα πρὸς τὸν ἄνδρα καὶ λέγει,
λέων λέων σοι γέγονεν, αὔτʼ ἔκμαγμα σόν,
τά τʼ ἄλλʼ ἁπαξάπαντα καὶ τὸ πόσθιον
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τῷ σῷ προσόμοιον, στρεβλὸν ὥσπερ κύτταρον.
ταῦτʼ οὐ ποιοῦμεν τὰ κακά; νὴ τὴν Ἄρτεμιν
ἡμεῖς γε. κᾆτʼ Εὐριπίδῃ θυμούμεθα,
οὐδὲν παθοῦσαι μεῖζον ἢ δεδράκαμεν;
Translations (1)
Thesmophoriazusae (OCR draft) Experimental (English (Anonymous; 1938 compilation). Migrated from Perseus legacy XML; source wording and notes retained. See TEI header and migration inventory.) — 466 focus
Mnesilochus
Oh, women! I am not astonished at these outbursts of fiery rage; how could your bile not get inflamed against Euripides, who has spoken so ill of you? As for myself,
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I hate the man, I swear it by my children; it would be madness not to hate him! Yet, let us reflect a little; we are alone and our words will not be repeated outside. Why be so bent on his ruin?
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Because he has known and shown up two or three of our faults, when we have a thousand? As for myself, not to speak of other women, I have more than one great sin upon my conscience, but this is the blackest of them. I had been married three days and my husband was asleep by my side; I had a lover,
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who had seduced me when I was seven years old; impelled by his passion, he came scratching at the door; I understood at once he was there and was going down noiselessly. “Where are you going?” asked my husband. “I am suffering terribly with colic,” I told him,
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“and am going to the can.” “Go ahead,” he replied, and started pounding together juniper berries, aniseed, and sage. As for myself, I moistened the door-hinge and went to find my lover, who laid me, half-reclining upon Apollo's altar and holding on to the sacred laurel with one hand.
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Well now! Consider! that is a thing of which Euripides has never spoken. And when we bestow our favours on slaves and muleteers for want of better, does he mention this? And when we eat garlic early in the morning after a night of wantonness,
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so that our husband, who has been keeping guard upon the city wall, may be reassured by the smell and suspect nothing, has Euripides ever breathed a word of this? Tell me. Neither has he spoken of the woman who spreads open a large cloak before her husband's eyes
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to make him admire it in full daylight to conceal her lover by so doing and afford him the means of making his escape. I know another, who for ten whole days pretended to be suffering the pains of labour until she had secured a child; the husband hurried in all directions to buy drugs to hasten her deliverance,
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and meanwhile an old woman brought the infant in a stew-pot; to prevent its crying she had stopped up its mouth with honey. With a sign she told the wife that she was bringing a child for her, who at once began exclaiming, “Go away, friend, go away, I think I am going to be delivered; I can feel him kicking his heels in the belly ... of the stew-pot.”
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The husband goes off full of joy, and the old wretch quickly takes the honey out of the child's mouth, which starts crying; then she seizes the baby, runs to the father and tells him with a smile on her face, “It's a lion, a lion, that is born to you; it's your very image.
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Everything about it is like you, even his little tool, curved like the sky.” Are these not our everyday tricks? Why certainly, by Artemis, and we are angry with Euripides, who assuredly treats us no worse than we deserve!
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