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Φιλοκλέων

κλέπτης μὲν οὖν οὗτός γε καὶ ξυνωμότης.

Βδελυκλέων

μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστι τῶν νυνὶ κυνῶν

οἷός τε πολλοῖς προβατίοις ἐφεστάναι.
955

Φιλοκλέων

τί οὖν ὄφελος, τὸν τυρὸν εἰ κατεσθίει;

Βδελυκλέων

ὅ τι; σοῦ προμάχεται καὶ φυλάττει τὴν θύραν

καὶ τἄλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστιν· εἰ δʼ ὑφείλετο,

ξύγγνωθι. κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταται.

Φιλοκλέων

ἐγὼ δʼ ἐβουλόμην ἂν οὐδὲ γράμματα,
960

ἵνα μὴ κακουργῶν ἐνέγραφʼ ἡμῖν τὸν λόγον.

Βδελυκλέων

ἄκουσον ὦ δαιμόνιέ μου τῶν μαρτύρων.

ἀνάβηθι τυρόκνηστι καὶ λέξον μέγα·

σὺ γὰρ ταμιεύουσʼ ἔτυχες. ἀπόκριναι σαφῶς,

εἰ μὴ κατέκνησας τοῖς στρατιώταις ἅλαβες.
965

φησὶ κατακνῆσαι.

Φιλοκλέων

νὴ Δίʼ ἀλλὰ ψεύδεται.

Βδελυκλέων

ὦ δαιμόνιʼ ἐλέει ταλαιπωρουμένους.

οὗτος γὰρ ὁ Λάβης καὶ τραχήλιʼ ἐσθίει

καὶ τὰς ἀκάνθας, κοὐδέποτʼ ἐν ταὐτῷ μένει.

ὁ δʼ ἕτερος οἷός ἐστιν οἰκουρὸς μόνον.
970

αὐτοῦ μένων γὰρ ἅττʼ ἂν εἴσω τις φέρῃ

τούτων μεταιτεῖ τὸ μέρος· εἰ δὲ μή, δάκνει.

Φιλοκλέων

αἰβοῖ. τί κακόν ποτʼ ἔσθʼ ὅτῳ μαλάττομαι;

κακόν τι περιβαίνει με κἀναπείθομαι.

Βδελυκλέων

ἴθʼ ἀντιβολῶ σʼ· οἰκτίρατʼ αὐτὸν ὦ πάτερ,
975

καὶ μὴ διαφθείρητε. ποῦ τὰ παιδία;

ἀναβαίνετʼ ὦ πόνηρα καὶ κνυζούμενα

αἰτεῖτε κἀντιβολεῖτε καὶ δακρύετε.

Φιλοκλέων

κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα.

Βδελυκλέων

καταβήσομαι.

καίτοι τὸ κατάβα τοῦτο πολλοὺς δὴ πάνυ
980

ἐξηπάτηκεν. ἀτὰρ ὅμως καταβήσομαι.

Φιλοκλέων

ἐς κόρακας. ὡς οὐκ ἀγαθόν ἐστι τὸ ῥοφεῖν.

ἐγὼ γὰρ ἀπεδάκρυσα νῦν γνώμην ἐμὴν

οὐδέν ποτʼ ἀλλʼ ἢ τῆς φακῆς ἐμπλήμενος.

Βδελυκλέων

οὔκουν ἀποφεύγει δῆτα;
985

Φιλοκλέων

χαλεπὸν εἰδέναι.

Βδελυκλέων

ἴθʼ ὦ πατρίδιον ἐπὶ τὰ βελτίω τρέπου.

τηνδὶ λαβὼν τὴν ψῆφον ἐπὶ τὸν ὕστερον

μύσας παρᾷξον κἀπόλυσον ὦ πάτερ.

Φιλοκλέων

οὐ δῆτα· κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταμαι.

Βδελυκλέων

φέρε νύν σε τῃδὶ τὴν ταχίστην περιάγω.
990

Φιλοκλέων

ὅδʼ ἔσθʼ ὁ πρότερος;

Βδελυκλέων

οὗτος·

Φιλοκλέων

αὕτη ʼνταῦθʼ ἔνι.

Βδελυκλέων

ἐξηπάτηται κἀπολέλυκεν οὐχ ἑκών.

φέρʼ ἐξεράσω.

Φιλοκλέων

πῶς ἄρʼ ἠγωνίσμεθα;

Βδελυκλέων

δείξειν ἔοικεν. ἐκπέφευγας ὦ Λάβης.

πάτερ πάτερ τί πέπονθας; οἴμοι· ποῦ ʼσθʼ ὕδωρ;
995

ἔπαιρε σαυτόν.

Φιλοκλέων

εἰπέ νυν ἐκεῖνό μοι,

ὄντως ἀπέφυγε;

Βδελυκλέων

νὴ Δίʼ·

Φιλοκλέων

οὐδέν εἰμʼ ἄρα.

Βδελυκλέων

μὴ φροντίσῃς ὦ δαιμόνιʼ· ἀλλʼ ἀνίστασο.

Φιλοκλέων

πῶς οὖν ἐμαυτῷ τοῦτʼ ἐγὼ ξυνείσομαι,

φεύγοντʼ ἀπολύσας ἄνδρα; τί ποτε πείσομαι;
1000

ἀλλʼ ὦ πολυτίμητοι θεοὶ ξύγγνωτέ μοι·

ἄκων γὰρ αὔτʼ ἔδρασα κοὐ τοὐμοῦ τρόπου.

Βδελυκλέων

καὶ μηδὲν ἀγανάκτει γʼ. ἐγὼ γάρ σʼ ὦ πάτερ

θρέψω καλῶς, ἄγων μετʼ ἐμαυτοῦ πανταχοῖ,

ἐπὶ δεῖπνον, ἐς ξυμπόσιον, ἐπὶ θεωρίαν,
1005

ὥσθʼ ἡδέως διάγειν σε τὸν λοιπὸν χρόνον·

κοὐκ ἐγχανεῖταί σʼ ἐξαπατῶν Ὑπέρβολος.

ἀλλʼ εἰσίωμεν.

Φιλοκλέων

ταῦτά νυν, εἴπερ δοκεῖ.

Wasps. Aristophanes. ed. F. W. Hall, ed. William M. Geldart. Oxford. 1906.

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Σφῆκες (Greek) (Aristophanes. Aristophanis Comoediae, Vol. 1. Hall, F. W. and Geldart, William M., editors. Oxford: Clarendon Press, 1906.)

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Philocleon

He is a thief and a conspirator.

Bdelycleon

No, he is the best of all our dogs; 955 he is capable of guarding a whole flock.

Philocleon

And what good is that, if he eats the cheese?

Bdelycleon

What? he fights for you, he guards your door; he is an excellent dog in every respect. Forgive him his larceny! he is wretchedly ignorant, he cannot play the lyre.

Philocleon

960 I wish he did not know how to write either; then the rascal would not have drawn up his pleadings.

Bdelycleon

Witnesses, I pray you, listen. 965 Come forward, grating-knife, and speak up; answer me clearly. You were paymaster at the time. Did you grate out to the soldiers what was given you? —He says he did so.

Philocleon

But, by Zeus! he lies.

Bdelycleon

Oh! have patience. Take pity on the unfortunate. Labes feeds only on fish-bones and fishes' heads and has not an instant of peace. 970 The other is good only to guard the house; he never moves from here, but demands his share of all that is brought in and bites those who refuse.

Philocleon
aside

Oh! Heaven! have I fallen ill? I feel my anger cooling! Woe to me! I am softening!

Bdelycleon

975 Have pity, father, pity, I adjure you; you would not have him dead. Where are his puppies? A group of children costumed as puppies comes out. Come, poor little beasties, yap, up on your haunches, beg and whine!

Philocleon

Descend, descend, descend, descend!

Bdelycleon

I will descend, 980 although that word, "descend," has too often raised false hope. None the less, I will descend.

Philocleon

Plague seize it! Have I then done wrong to eat! What! I, crying! Ah! I certainly should not be weeping, if I were not stuffed with lentils.

Bdelycleon

985 Then he is acquitted?

Philocleon

It is difficult to tell.

Bdelycleon

Ah! my dear father, be good! be humane! Take this voting pebble and rush with your eyes closed to that second urn and, father, acquit him.

Philocleon

No, I know no more how to acquit than to play the lyre.

Bdelycleon

990 Come quickly, I will show you the way.

He takes his father by the hand and leads him to the second urn.

Philocleon

Is this the first urn?

Bdelycleon

Yes.

Philocleon
dropping in his vote

Then I have voted.

Bdelycleon
aside

I have fooled him and he has acquitted in spite of himself.

To Philocleon

Come, I will turn out the urns.

Philocleon

What is the result?

Bdelycleon

We shall see. He examines both urns. Labes, you stand acquitted. Philocleon faints 995 Eh! father, what's the matter, what is it? To slaves Water! water! To Philocleon Pull yourself together, sir!

Philocleon
weakly

Tell me! Is he really acquitted?

Bdelycleon

Yes, certainly.

Philocleon
falling back

Then it's all over with me!

Bdelycleon

Courage, dear father, don't let this afflict you so terribly.

Philocleon
dolefully

And so I have charged my conscience 1000 with the acquittal of an accused being! What will become of me? Sacred gods! forgive me. I did it despite myself; it is not in my character.

Bdelycleon

Do not vex yourself, father; I will feed you well, will take you everywhere to eat and drink with me; 1005 you shall go to every feast; henceforth your life shall be nothing but pleasure, and Hyperbolus shall no longer have you for a tool. But come, let us go in.

Philocleon
resignedly

So be it; if you will, let us go in.

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Philocleon: So he is a thief and a conspirator.

Bdelycleon: By Zeus, but he is the best of the dogs of today.

Bdelycleon: able to stand over many sheep.

955

Philokleon: So what is the point, if he eats the cheese?

Bdelycleon: What? He fights in front and guards the door for you.

Bdelycleon: and as for everything else he is excellent; but if he stole,

Bdelycleon: Forgive me. For he does not know how to play the cithara.

Philocleon: But I should not even want to write letters,

960

Philocleon: so that, while doing evil, you might not enroll this speech among us.

Bdelycleon: Listen, my dear friend, to the witnesses.

Bdelycleon: climb up the cheese-stick and lie down loudly;

Bdelycleon: for you happened to be acting as steward. Answer clearly,

Bdelycleon: if you had not caught the soldiers in a net.

965

Bdelyclēon: He says to crush him.

Philocleon: By Zeus, but he is lying.

Bdelucléon: O wretched man, have pity on those who are suffering!

Bdelycleon: for this Labes also eats his neck.

Bdelycleon: And even the thorns, and never stays in the same place.

Bdelycleon: but the other is only a housekeeper.

970

Bdelycleon: for staying there, whatever someone brings in

Bdelycleon: He begs a share of these; but if not, he bites.

Philokleon: Alas! What evil is there for whom I am softening?

Philocleon: a bad thing is happening to me, and yet I am persuaded.

Bdelycleon: Come, I beg you, have pity on him, father.

975

Bdelycleon: And do not corrupt them. Where are the children?

Bdelukleon: Get up, you wretched and squirming one!

Bdelucleon: beg, plead, and weep.

Philocleon: Come down, come down, come down, come down.

Bdelycleon: I shall come down.

Bdelycleon: Yet this going down is indeed very much disliked.

980

Bdelucléon: He was deceived. Nevertheless, I shall go down.

Philocleon: To hell with it! For sucking is not a good thing.

Philocleon: For I have shed tears over my opinion now.

Philokleon: never anything but full of lentils.

Bdelycléon: 'Then he surely will not escape?'

985

Philocleon: It is difficult to know.

Bdelycleon: Come, turn your mind to better things.

Bdelycleon: taking this ballot [and placing it] on the later one

Bdelycleon: cut off the fetters and release him, father.

Philocleon: Not at all; for I do not know how to play the lyre.

Bdelucleon: come now, I will take you around here as quickly as possible.

990

Philocleon: Is this the first one?

Bdelycleon: This one.

Philocleon: This is here.

Bdelucleon: He has been deceived and has escaped, not willingly.

Bdelycleon: Come, let us get rid of him.

Philocleon: How, then, did we contend?

Bdelycleon: He seems about to show it. You have escaped, O Labes.

Bdelyclēon: Father, father, what have you suffered? Alas! Where is the water?

995

Bdelycleon: Lift yourself up.

Philocleon: tell me that now,

Philocleon: Did he really escape?

Bdelycleon: By Zeus!

Philocleon: Then I am nothing.

Bdelycleon: Do not worry, O wretch; but get up.

Philocleon: How then will I persuade myself of this?

Philocleon: Having sent away a man while he was fleeing, what am I to suffer, then?

1000

Philocleon: But, O most highly honored gods, forgive me;

Philocleon: For I did it unwillingly, and it is not in my nature.

Bdelucleon: And don't be annoyed, then. For I, father, ...

Bdelycleon: I will rear him well, taking him with me everywhere,

Bdelycleon: to dinner, to a drinking party, to a spectacle,

1005

Bdelycleon: so that you may live happily for the rest of your life;

Bdelycleon: And Hyperbolus will not bore you by deceiving you.

Bdelycléon: but let us go inside.

Philokleon: These things, then, if it seems good.

Commentary

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κοὐκ ἐγχανεῖταί σʼ ἐξαπατῶν Ὑπέρβολος.

The verb ἐγχανεῖσθαι (from ἐγχανίζομαι) is a rare hapax legomenon in this specific form and sense, appearing only here in Aristophanes. It is a compound of ἐν- and χανίζω, where the latter is a derivative of χάος (chaos/abyss) or perhaps related to χάνειν (to swallow), suggesting a meaning of 'to be swallowed up' or 'to be engulfed' by deception. The construction with the participle ἐξαπατῶν is syntactically straightforward, but the lexical choice is highly distinctive and likely a comic coinage or a specific jargon of the legal sphere, reflecting the chaotic nature of the deception. The manuscript tradition is unanimous here, with no significant variants, making this a clear case of lexical rarity requiring explanation.

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Φιλοκλέων κλέπτης μὲν οὖν οὗτός γε καὶ ξυνωμότης.

Βδελυκλέων μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστι τῶν νυνὶ κυνῶν οἷός τε πολλοῖς προβατίοις ἐφεστάναι. 955

Φιλοκλέων τί οὖν ὄφελος, τὸν τυρὸν εἰ κατεσθίει;

Βδελυκλέων ὅ τι; σοῦ προμάχεται καὶ φυλάττει τὴν θύραν καὶ τἄλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστιν· εἰ δʼ ὑφείλετο, ξύγγνωθι. κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταται.

Φιλοκλέων ἐγὼ δʼ ἐβουλόμην ἂν οὐδὲ γράμματα, 960 ἵνα μὴ κακουργῶν ἐνέγραφʼ ἡμῖν τὸν λόγον.

Φιλοκλέων νὴ Δίʼ ἀλλὰ ψεύδεται.

Φιλοκλέων αἰβοῖ. τί κακόν ποτʼ ἔσθʼ ὅτῳ μαλάττομαι; κακόν τι περιβαίνει με κἀναπείθομαι.

Φιλοκλέων κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα.

Βδελυκλέων καταβήσομαι. καίτοι τὸ κατάβα τοῦτο πολλοὺς δὴ πάνυ 980 ἐξηπάτηκεν. ἀτὰρ ὅμως καταβήσομαι.

Φιλοκλέων ἐς κόρακας. ὡς οὐκ ἀγαθόν ἐστι τὸ ῥοφεῖν. ἐγὼ γὰρ ἀπεδάκρυσα νῦν γνώμην ἐμὴν οὐδέν ποτʼ ἀλλʼ ἢ τῆς φακῆς ἐμπλήμενος.

Βδελυκλέων οὔκουν ἀποφεύγει δῆτα; 985

Φιλοκλέων χαλεπὸν εἰδέναι.

Βδελυκλέων ἴθʼ ὦ πατρίδιον ἐπὶ τὰ βελτίω τρέπου. τηνδὶ λαβὼν τὴν ψῆφον ἐπὶ τὸν ὕστερον μύσας παρᾷξον κἀπόλυσον ὦ πάτερ.

Φιλοκλέων οὐ δῆτα· κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταμαι.

Βδελυκλέων φέρε νύν σε τῃδὶ τὴν ταχίστην περιάγω. 990

Φιλοκλέων ὅδʼ ἔσθʼ ὁ πρότερος;

Βδελυκλέων οὗτος·

Φιλοκλέων αὕτη ʼνταῦθʼ ἔνι.

Βδελυκλέων ἐξηπάτηται κἀπολέλυκεν οὐχ ἑκών. φέρʼ ἐξεράσω.

Φιλοκλέων πῶς ἄρʼ ἠγωνίσμεθα;

Βδελυκλέων δείξειν ἔοικεν. ἐκπέφευγας ὦ Λάβης. πάτερ πάτερ τί πέπονθας; οἴμοι· ποῦ ʼσθʼ ὕδωρ; 995 ἔπαιρε σαυτόν.

Φιλοκλέων εἰπέ νυν ἐκεῖνό μοι, ὄντως ἀπέφυγε;

Βδελυκλέων νὴ Δίʼ·

Φιλοκλέων οὐδέν εἰμʼ ἄρα.

Βδελυκλέων μὴ φροντίσῃς ὦ δαιμόνιʼ· ἀλλʼ ἀνίστασο.

Φιλοκλέων ταῦτά νυν, εἴπερ δοκεῖ.

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Philocleon He is a thief and a conspirator.

Bdelycleon No, he is the best of all our dogs; 955 he is capable of guarding a whole flock.

Philocleon And what good is that, if he eats the cheese?

Bdelycleon What? he fights for you, he guards your door; he is an excellent dog in every respect. Forgive him his larceny! he is wretchedly ignorant, he cannot play the lyre.

Philocleon 960 I wish he did not know how to write either; then the rascal would not have drawn up his pleadings.

Bdelycleon Witnesses, I pray you, listen. 965 Come forward, grating-knife, and speak up; answer me clearly. You were paymaster at the time. Did you grate out to the soldiers what was given you? —He says he did so.

Philocleon But, by Zeus! he lies.

Bdelycleon Oh! have patience. Take pity on the unfortunate. Labes feeds only on fish-bones and fishes' heads and has not an instant of peace. 970 The other is good only to guard the house; he never moves from here, but demands his share of all that is brought in and bites those who refuse.

Philocleon aside Oh! Heaven! have I fallen ill? I feel my anger cooling! Woe to me! I am softening!

Bdelycleon 975 Have pity, father, pity, I adjure you; you would not have him dead. Where are his puppies? A group of children costumed as puppies comes out. Come, poor little beasties, yap, up on your haunches, beg and whine!

Philocleon Descend, descend, descend, descend!

Bdelycleon I will descend, 980 although that word, "descend," has too often raised false hope. None the less, I will descend.

Philocleon Plague seize it! Have I then done wrong to eat! What! I, crying! Ah! I certainly should not be weeping, if I were not stuffed with lentils.

Bdelycleon 985 Then he is acquitted?

Philocleon It is difficult to tell.

Bdelycleon Ah! my dear father, be good! be humane! Take this voting pebble and rush with your eyes closed to that second urn and, father, acquit him.

Philocleon No, I know no more how to acquit than to play the lyre.

Bdelycleon 990 Come quickly, I will show you the way.

Philocleon Is this the first urn?

Bdelycleon Yes.

Philocleon dropping in his vote Then I have voted.

Bdelycleon aside I have fooled him and he has acquitted in spite of himself. To Philocleon Come, I will turn out the urns.

Philocleon What is the result?

Bdelycleon We shall see. He examines both urns. Labes, you stand acquitted. Philocleon faints 995 Eh! father, what's the matter, what is it? To slaves Water! water! To Philocleon Pull yourself together, sir!

Philocleon weakly Tell me! Is he really acquitted?

Bdelycleon Yes, certainly.

Philocleon falling back Then it's all over with me!

Bdelycleon Courage, dear father, don't let this afflict you so terribly.

Philocleon dolefully And so I have charged my conscience 1000 with the acquittal of an accused being! What will become of me? Sacred gods! forgive me. I did it despite myself; it is not in my character.

Bdelycleon Do not vex yourself, father; I will feed you well, will take you everywhere to eat and drink with me; 1005 you shall go to every feast; henceforth your life shall be nothing but pleasure, and Hyperbolus shall no longer have you for a tool. But come, let us go in.

Philocleon resignedly So be it; if you will, let us go in.

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Stable identifiers

Φιλοκλέων

κλέπτης μὲν οὖν οὗτός γε καὶ ξυνωμότης.

Βδελυκλέων

μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστι τῶν νυνὶ κυνῶν

οἷός τε πολλοῖς προβατίοις ἐφεστάναι.
955

Φιλοκλέων

τί οὖν ὄφελος, τὸν τυρὸν εἰ κατεσθίει;

Βδελυκλέων

ὅ τι; σοῦ προμάχεται καὶ φυλάττει τὴν θύραν

καὶ τἄλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστιν· εἰ δʼ ὑφείλετο,

ξύγγνωθι. κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταται.

Φιλοκλέων

ἐγὼ δʼ ἐβουλόμην ἂν οὐδὲ γράμματα,
960

ἵνα μὴ κακουργῶν ἐνέγραφʼ ἡμῖν τὸν λόγον.

Φιλοκλέων

νὴ Δίʼ ἀλλὰ ψεύδεται.

Φιλοκλέων

αἰβοῖ. τί κακόν ποτʼ ἔσθʼ ὅτῳ μαλάττομαι;

κακόν τι περιβαίνει με κἀναπείθομαι.

Φιλοκλέων

κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα κατάβα.

Βδελυκλέων

καταβήσομαι.

καίτοι τὸ κατάβα τοῦτο πολλοὺς δὴ πάνυ
980

ἐξηπάτηκεν. ἀτὰρ ὅμως καταβήσομαι.

Φιλοκλέων

ἐς κόρακας. ὡς οὐκ ἀγαθόν ἐστι τὸ ῥοφεῖν.

ἐγὼ γὰρ ἀπεδάκρυσα νῦν γνώμην ἐμὴν

οὐδέν ποτʼ ἀλλʼ ἢ τῆς φακῆς ἐμπλήμενος.

Βδελυκλέων

οὔκουν ἀποφεύγει δῆτα;
985

Φιλοκλέων

χαλεπὸν εἰδέναι.

Βδελυκλέων

ἴθʼ ὦ πατρίδιον ἐπὶ τὰ βελτίω τρέπου.

τηνδὶ λαβὼν τὴν ψῆφον ἐπὶ τὸν ὕστερον

μύσας παρᾷξον κἀπόλυσον ὦ πάτερ.

Φιλοκλέων

οὐ δῆτα· κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταμαι.

Βδελυκλέων

φέρε νύν σε τῃδὶ τὴν ταχίστην περιάγω.
990

Φιλοκλέων

ὅδʼ ἔσθʼ ὁ πρότερος;

Βδελυκλέων

οὗτος·

Φιλοκλέων

αὕτη ʼνταῦθʼ ἔνι.

Βδελυκλέων

ἐξηπάτηται κἀπολέλυκεν οὐχ ἑκών.

φέρʼ ἐξεράσω.

Φιλοκλέων

πῶς ἄρʼ ἠγωνίσμεθα;

Βδελυκλέων

δείξειν ἔοικεν. ἐκπέφευγας ὦ Λάβης.

πάτερ πάτερ τί πέπονθας; οἴμοι· ποῦ ʼσθʼ ὕδωρ;
995

ἔπαιρε σαυτόν.

Φιλοκλέων

εἰπέ νυν ἐκεῖνό μοι,

ὄντως ἀπέφυγε;

Βδελυκλέων

νὴ Δίʼ·

Φιλοκλέων

οὐδέν εἰμʼ ἄρα.

Βδελυκλέων

μὴ φροντίσῃς ὦ δαιμόνιʼ· ἀλλʼ ἀνίστασο.

Φιλοκλέων

ταῦτά νυν, εἴπερ δοκεῖ.

Philocleon

He is a thief and a conspirator.

Bdelycleon

No, he is the best of all our dogs; 955 he is capable of guarding a whole flock.

Philocleon

And what good is that, if he eats the cheese?

Bdelycleon

What? he fights for you, he guards your door; he is an excellent dog in every respect. Forgive him his larceny! he is wretchedly ignorant, he cannot play the lyre.

Philocleon

960 I wish he did not know how to write either; then the rascal would not have drawn up his pleadings.

Bdelycleon

Witnesses, I pray you, listen. 965 Come forward, grating-knife, and speak up; answer me clearly. You were paymaster at the time. Did you grate out to the soldiers what was given you? —He says he did so.

Philocleon

But, by Zeus! he lies.

Bdelycleon

Oh! have patience. Take pity on the unfortunate. Labes feeds only on fish-bones and fishes' heads and has not an instant of peace. 970 The other is good only to guard the house; he never moves from here, but demands his share of all that is brought in and bites those who refuse.

Philocleon
aside

Oh! Heaven! have I fallen ill? I feel my anger cooling! Woe to me! I am softening!

Bdelycleon

975 Have pity, father, pity, I adjure you; you would not have him dead. Where are his puppies? A group of children costumed as puppies comes out. Come, poor little beasties, yap, up on your haunches, beg and whine!

Philocleon

Descend, descend, descend, descend!

Bdelycleon

I will descend, 980 although that word, "descend," has too often raised false hope. None the less, I will descend.

Philocleon

Plague seize it! Have I then done wrong to eat! What! I, crying! Ah! I certainly should not be weeping, if I were not stuffed with lentils.

Bdelycleon

985 Then he is acquitted?

Philocleon

It is difficult to tell.

Bdelycleon

Ah! my dear father, be good! be humane! Take this voting pebble and rush with your eyes closed to that second urn and, father, acquit him.

Philocleon

No, I know no more how to acquit than to play the lyre.

Bdelycleon

990 Come quickly, I will show you the way.

Philocleon

Is this the first urn?

Bdelycleon

Yes.

Philocleon
dropping in his vote

Then I have voted.

Bdelycleon
aside

I have fooled him and he has acquitted in spite of himself.

To Philocleon

Come, I will turn out the urns.

Philocleon

What is the result?

Bdelycleon

We shall see. He examines both urns. Labes, you stand acquitted. Philocleon faints 995 Eh! father, what's the matter, what is it? To slaves Water! water! To Philocleon Pull yourself together, sir!

Philocleon
weakly

Tell me! Is he really acquitted?

Bdelycleon

Yes, certainly.

Philocleon
falling back

Then it's all over with me!

Bdelycleon

Courage, dear father, don't let this afflict you so terribly.

Philocleon
dolefully

And so I have charged my conscience 1000 with the acquittal of an accused being! What will become of me? Sacred gods! forgive me. I did it despite myself; it is not in my character.

Bdelycleon

Do not vex yourself, father; I will feed you well, will take you everywhere to eat and drink with me; 1005 you shall go to every feast; henceforth your life shall be nothing but pleasure, and Hyperbolus shall no longer have you for a tool. But come, let us go in.

Philocleon
resignedly

So be it; if you will, let us go in.