AN AMBASSADOR
During the archonship of Euthymenes, you sent us to the Great King on a salary of two drachmae per diem.
During the archonship of Euthymenes, you sent us to the Great King on a salary of two drachmae per diem.
DICAEOPOLIS
Ah! those poor drachmae!
Ah! those poor drachmae!
AMBASSADOR
We suffered horribly on the plains of the Cayster, sleeping under a tent, stretched deliciously on fine chariots, half dead with weariness.
We suffered horribly on the plains of the Cayster, sleeping under a tent, stretched deliciously on fine chariots, half dead with weariness.
DICAEOPOLIS
And I was very much at ease, lying on the straw along the battlements!
1
And I was very much at ease, lying on the straw along the battlements!
1
AMBASSADOR
Everywhere we were well received and forced to drink delicious wine out of golden or crystal flagons....
Everywhere we were well received and forced to drink delicious wine out of golden or crystal flagons....
DICAEOPOLIS
Oh, city of Cranaus,
2
thy ambassadors are laughing at thee!
Oh, city of Cranaus,
2
thy ambassadors are laughing at thee!
AMBASSADOR
For great feeders and heavy drinkers are alone esteemed as men by the barbarians.
For great feeders and heavy drinkers are alone esteemed as men by the barbarians.
DICAEOPOLIS
Just as here in
Athens
, we only esteem the most drunken debauchees.
Just as here in
Athens
, we only esteem the most drunken debauchees.
AMBASSADOR
At the end of the fourth year we reached the King's Court, but he had left with his whole army to ease himself, and for the space of eight months he was thus easing himself in the midst of the golden mountains.
3
At the end of the fourth year we reached the King's Court, but he had left with his whole army to ease himself, and for the space of eight months he was thus easing himself in the midst of the golden mountains.
3
DICAEOPOLIS
And how long was he replacing his dress?
And how long was he replacing his dress?
AMBASSADOR
The whole period of a full moon; after which he returned to his palace; then he entertained us and had us served with oxen roasted whole in an oven.
The whole period of a full moon; after which he returned to his palace; then he entertained us and had us served with oxen roasted whole in an oven.
DICAEOPOLIS
Who ever saw an oxen baked in an oven? What a lie!
Who ever saw an oxen baked in an oven? What a lie!
AMBASSADOR
On my honour, he also had us served with a bird three times as large as Cleonymus,
4
and called the Boaster.
On my honour, he also had us served with a bird three times as large as Cleonymus,
4
and called the Boaster.
DICAEOPOLIS
And do we give you two drachmae, that you should treat us to all this humbug?
And do we give you two drachmae, that you should treat us to all this humbug?
AMBASSADOR
We are bringing to you Pseudartabas
5
, the King's Eye.
We are bringing to you Pseudartabas
5
, the King's Eye.
DICAEOPOLIS
I would a crow might pluck out thine with his beak, you cursed ambassador!
I would a crow might pluck out thine with his beak, you cursed ambassador!
HERALD
The King's Eye!
The King's Eye!
DICAEOPOLIS
Eh! Great Gods! Friend, with thy great eye, round like the hole through which the oarsman passes his sweep, you have the air of a galley doubling a cape to gain port.
Eh! Great Gods! Friend, with thy great eye, round like the hole through which the oarsman passes his sweep, you have the air of a galley doubling a cape to gain port.
AMBASSADOR
Come, Pseudartabas, give forth the message for the Athenians with which you were charged by the Great King.
Come, Pseudartabas, give forth the message for the Athenians with which you were charged by the Great King.
Acharnians. Aristophanes. Anonymous (Translator). New York. 192?.
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