Plutarch An vitiositas ad infelicitatem sufficia 3

Metrocles, who in winter slept among the sheep and in summer in the gateways of sacred precincts, yet challenged to vie with him in happiness the king of the Persians who winters in Babylon and summers in Media. ³ Do you bring on slavery and chains and the auction block? Diogenes ⁴ despises you, for when he was being sold by pirates, he cried out with the voice of an auctioneer, Who wants to buy a master? Do you mix a cup of poison? Did you not present this to Socrates ⁵ also? And cheerfully and calmly, without trembling or changing either colour or posture, he drained it with great cheerfulness; and as he died the living esteemed him happy, ⁶ believing that not even in Hades would he be without some god-given portion. ⁷ And as for your fire, Decius ⁸ the Roman general anticipated it, when he built a funeral pyre between the camps and, to fulfil a vow, sacrificed himself to Saturn on behalf of Rome’s supremacy. And among the Indians, loving and chaste wives strive and contend with one another for the fire, and the wife who wins the honour of being consumed together with her dead husband is hymned as happy by the others. ⁹ And of the wise men in that part of the world, not one is considered enviable or happy, if, while he yet lives and is sane and healthy, he does not separate by fire his soul from his body and emerge pure from the flesh, with the mortal part washed away. Or will you reduce a man from splendid wealth and house and table and lavish living to a threadbare cloak and wallet and begging of his daily bread? These things were the beginning of happiness for Diogenes, of freedom and repute for Crates. But will you nail him to a cross or impale him on a stake? And what does Theodorus ¹⁰ care whether he rots above ground or beneath? Among the Scythians ¹¹ such is the manner of happy burial; and among the Hyrcanians ¹² dogs, among the Bactrians birds, devour, in accordance with the laws, the bodies of men, when these have met a happy end.